My dog has just eaten my kebab!

[British Bulldog]

Only went for a piss! come back & it's gone! Then when I give the dog the mother of all bollockings the little fucker just sits there licking it's lips!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

kill it

 

[Rangdo]

Eat it.

 

[British Bulldog]

kill it

Thats too easy! Mrs Bulldog has just gone to bed pissing herself laughing so I hope the dog gets the shits & she treads in it!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

pull its front to legs apart

instant death

 

[Beach Hut]

Blessing in disguise, kebabs are gash

 

[Rangdo]

If you eat him quickly you can get to the kebab before the little fucker digests it. That'll learn him.

 

[7:18]

impale him WITH the kebab

 

[Gully]

If he looks shit in the morning, be relieved, it could have been you.

 

[British Bulldog]

Blessing in disguise, kebabs are gash

But this one was well earned! Only went for a couple of pints with my mates at lunch time & ended up well pissed, Had hassle with some pikey's & when that was sorted I ended up getting on the wrong train at Redhill & found myself on the Tonbridge line! By the time I got back to Lancing (after witnessing the southwick soldiers in action) my lamb doner became like a trophy to me!

 

[Gully]

...umm, after a day like that you deserved a kebab, kill the dog!!!

 

[British Bulldog]

...umm, after a day like that you deserved a kebab, kill the dog!!!

It gets worse! After eating MY kebab the little fucker is now sprawled out on MY sofa watching MY tv with a very smug look on it's face! It's going to suffer.

 

[Gully]

...put on a programme that you know it will hate, call it retribution.

 

[Bry Nylon]

It gets worse! After eating MY kebab the little fucker is now sprawled out on MY sofa watching MY tv

I hope you've hidden your car keys...

 

[British Bulldog]

...put on a programme that you know it will hate, call it retribution.

Lets see how it gets on with a spoon full of chillie powder in it's Winalot in the morning eh! And as for Mrs Bulldog laughing well lets see how she goes on with a few square's of Exlax stired into her hot chocolate tomorrow night! Revenge is sweet!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Did he/she take out the onion first ?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Did he/she take out the onion first ?

*frank - now's probably not the best time...BB seems a bit upset...*

 

[British Bulldog]

Did he/she take out the onion first ?

Ate the f***ing lot! Garlic mayo as well! Wish i'd had chillie sauce now!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Yes you're right Bry . Sorry BB, sounds dreadfull, little shit, squeze chilli sause on his/her bumhole. That'll teach the bastard.






















(Please don't do do that. I was only joking. Fido........FIDO...... woops.)

 

[Bry Nylon]

To be fair, dogs are f***ing horrible scavengers though.
The only dogs that should be allowed are police dogs, working farm dogs, rescue dogs and the cool spaniels that sniff drugs at air and ferry ports.
The rest just crap everywhere and make your house smell.

edit: and guide dogs.