My dog has just eaten my kebab!

[British Bulldog]

Yes you're right Bry . Sorry BB, sounds dreadfull, little shit, squeze chilli sause on his/her bumhole. That'll teach the bastard.






















(Please don't do do that. I was only joking. Fido........FIDO...... woops.)

Will you please stop making me laugh when i'm cross!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Not the pro/anti dog argument again

I have a dog. He's great.

I also have a woman with a cardboard head..

 

[British Bulldog]

Not the pro/anti dog argument again

I have a dog. He's great.

I also have a woman with a cardboard head..

I have a female dog and I have a pet too! Did I ever tell you about the time I took revenge on Mrs Bulldog by smearing my index finger with toothpaste before inserting it? She was hopping around all night bless her!

 

[Munkfish]

was this to stop the smell of mrs bulldogs kebhab?

 

[British Bulldog]

was this to stop the smell of mrs bulldogs kebhab?

More a case of trying out the Colgate ring of confidence me thinks!

 

[Bry Nylon]

Not the pro/anti dog argument again

I have a dog. He's great.

I also have a woman with a cardboard head..

I KEEP reading that last line and just laughing out loud.
I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it

 

[Billy the Fish]

So did you punish it then?

 

[British Bulldog]

So did you punish it then?

Dont need to it's got the shits this morning & it serves it right. The long suffering Mrs Bulldog has got a big clean up operation to do in the back garden when she gets home from work!

 

[Icy Gull]

I watched a guy who must have been a builder and decorator with a massive filled baguette come out of a service station and open the door to his van putting his hand holding the baguette on the seat back as he got in. His dog which was in the van grabbed it and and retreated. He then went round to the back shouting in rage and opened the back door to get at the dog. The dog then jumped into the front seat whilst devouring the welcome meal. Because he couldn't get at the dog due to all his work shit in the van he ran round to the side door and the dog jumped into the back again. He did this about 4 times much to the amusement of the watching crowd until the dog had finished his lunch.

Eventually red in the face and puse with rage he got in and drve away, i think that poor dog may have got a kicking when he got home

 

[Dimitri89]

Don't kill it at all.
Dude, the dogs are the decent and faithful enough creatures by the God.
Just try to train the dog not to eat your meal.
I'm not kidding, just contact with a professional dog trainer that will teach the manner to your dog.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Bizarre 6-year bounce of the day award.

 

[Munkfish]

Pmsl.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Talk about digging out an oldie.

 

[Titanic]

Bizarre 6-year bounce of the day award.

Indeed... and also the 'Fascinating first post award'.

Perhaps one to keep an eye on?

 

[Hillian1]

Bizarre 6-year bounce of the day award.

Give you odds of 1 to 10 on he's a dog trainer.

 

[SK1NT]

Don't kill it at all.
Dude, the dogs are the decent and faithful enough creatures by the God.
Just try to train the dog not to eat your meal.
I'm not kidding, just contact with a professional dog trainer that will teach the manner to your dog.

WTF !!!!

Have you just become a dog trainer and after your first client?

Bizarre 6-year bounce of the day award.

just spat my tea over my keyboard..

BTW is the dog still alive?

 

[dingodan]

Could have been worse.

Your Kebab could have eaten your dog!

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Don't kill it at all.
Dude, the dogs are the decent and faithful enough creatures by the God.
Just try to train the dog not to eat your meal.
I'm not kidding, just contact with a professional dog trainer that will teach the manner to your dog.

Everything about this post is sheer Gold. IF we had a Gold post section of the forum this'd be top.

 

[Falkor]

Don't kill it at all.
Dude, the dogs are the decent and faithful enough creatures by the God.
Just try to train the dog not to eat your meal.
I'm not kidding, just contact with a professional dog trainer that will teach the manner to your dog.

Excuse me dog im going for a piss while im gone please leave my kebab alone, there's a good boy.