Moisturiser

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Max, you need Nivea for Men - they do a facial moisturiser.

Don't take any notice of these leather-faced old-before-their-time dinosaurs.

Men who moisturise are COOL

Hiney

Im 34, never used a moisturiser and BIRDS think Im 26 - 28. Im not a leatherface!!!

Do you carry a supply in your manbag?

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

anyone remember that advert where some bird put moisturiser on a dried up leaf and hey presto, it became a fully functioning leaf.........

Oil of Ulay

 

[Hiney]

Hiney

Im 34, never used a moisturiser and BIRDS think Im 26 - 28. Im not a leatherface!!!

Do you carry a supply in your manbag?

Humble apologies!

The contents of my MANBAG are a closely guarded secret. Suffice to say I carry supplies of many ESSENTIAL items a real MAN should never be without.

 

[Porky]

I often wondered why Brighton is called the Gay Capital of Europe.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I often wondered why Brighton is called the Gay Capital of Europe.

Because I have dry skin?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Humble apologies!

The contents of my MANBAG are a closely guarded secret. Suffice to say I carry supplies of many ESSENTIAL items a real MAN should never be without.

A box of herbal teabags, a hashpipe, a packet of Jaffa Cakes, a stabbable doll of an already dead celebrity who you would like to feel the hellish pain it caused in the living televised days it had a year or 9 ago, some photos you found of disabled women in toilets, a hairbrush with only animal strands entwined you have to recognise only with smell and touch, and a mole who is either a telltale or a squealer or a ball of blindness.

 

[Titanic]

A box of herbal teabags, a hashpipe, a packet of Jaffa Cakes, a stabbable doll of an already dead celebrity who you would like to feel the hellish pain it caused in the living televised days it had a year or 9 ago, some photos you found of disabled women in toilets, a hairbrush with only animal strands entwined you have to recognise only with smell and touch, and a mole who is either a telltale or a squealer or a ball of blindness.

I think you've got the wrong thread, mate. You want 'What's on your desk'

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Because I have dry skin?

Because you want to moisturise...

To improve your complexion drink plenty of water. Simple.

Laying off booze and dehydrating drinks like coffee also helps....


**You have not been charged for this advice**

 

[aftershavedave]

clarins for men is the dogs, decleor highyly recommendede as is clinique. la prairie is good too but made from sheep's knackers i was told.

slap it on chappers!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Because you want to moisturise...

To improve your complexion drink plenty of water. Simple.

Laying off booze and dehydrating drinks like coffee also helps....


**You have not been charged for this advice**

Good because it's incorrect. Drinking loads of water hardly affects the level of moisture in the skin.

 

[rool]

Tesco do a bottle of vitamin e cream for about £1.

My face is now like a baby's bum, without the poo obviously

 

[Pavilionaire]

Face cream is for women and poofters. Who the f*** has time to moisturise anyway, shaving takes long enough as it is?

 

[aftershavedave]

Face cream is for women and poofters. Who the f*** has time to moisturise anyway, shaving takes long enough as it is?

yeah that extra 3 seconds is crucial !

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Good because it's incorrect. Drinking loads of water hardly affects the level of moisture in the skin.

Bollocks does it...

http://www.water.org.uk/home/water-for-health/ask-about/skin


Where did YOU go to school?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Bollocks does it...

http://www.water.org.uk/home/water-for-health/ask-about/skin


Where did YOU go to school?

England.

As if I can be arsed to read all that anyway.

 

[rool]

Face cream is for women and poofters. Who the f*** has time to moisturise anyway, shaving takes long enough as it is?

I bet you don't pluck your eyebrows either, tsk tsk

In my defence I suffered from bad excema and psoriasis for many years although it seemed to clear up when I moved to Ireland. Still get a bit of dry skin though.

 

[Pavilionaire]

yeah that extra 3 seconds is crucial !

Ooooh get you, gorgeous!

 

[OzMike]

How the 'face' of football support has changed, potions and lotions are for girls.
We used our money for more serious pursuits, like drinking beer and kebabs.
After which you didn't care what you looked like:safeway2:

 

[keaton]

Because you want to moisturise...

To improve your complexion drink plenty of water. Simple.

Laying off booze and dehydrating drinks like coffee also helps....


**You have not been charged for this advice**

I think you'll find REAL men drink lots of booze and tea and poofs drink lots of water.

You have not been charged for being told you're gay

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I think you'll find REAL men drink lots of booze and tea and poofs drink lots of water.

You have not been charged for being told you're gay

I dont drink water personally. Im just saying.

Now wheres my Babycham?