Moisturiser

[Pavilionaire]

I'd like to know what proportion of male prisoners choose to moisturise. Not many who value the ability to shit into a bog as opposed to a bag, I guess...

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Nivea you say? There must be some kind of website that compares these things?

This is it apparently!

 

[CHAPPERS]

If you can't bring Mohammad to the mountain....

 

[The Large One]

Sperm is a very good moisturiser, apparently - plenty of protein as well.

 

[Titanic]

Quite a lot of wankers use moisturiser, apparently.