Miss Swindon 2011. UTTER DOG ALERT.

[seagull_special]

I never thought Paul Calf would have a sex change!!!!! she just needs a fag hanging out of her mouth

Named Ray & I thought it was Miss England

 

[brakespear]

Best thing on NSC so far this year, bravo

 

[Gerbil]

Now that is f***ing funny

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Now that is f***ing funny

Wasn't the comment I was expecting from you. I thought it would be DUG related dig about me having no standards.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

they might have nice personalities though , i bet a load on here wouldn't say no if it was offered on a plate , lets keep it real boys

 

[Gerbil]

Wasn't the comment I was expecting from you. I thought it would be DUG related dig about me having no standards.

Come off it. That would be very petulant and childish, Am i really such a childish person who'd give a sneaky dig ?




Wait a second, yes, yes i am





You have no standards

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

they might have nice personalities though , i bet a load on here wouldn't say no if it was offered on a plate , lets keep it real boys

So you'd shag the small Peruvian man who is trying to disguise himself as a girl from Swindon?

Come off it. That would be very petulant and childish, Am i really such a childish person who'd give a sneaky dig ?


Wait a second, yes, yes i am


You have no standards

I have standards. I wouldn't shag an underage girl who might have special needs... Oh.

 

[Gerbil]

I have standards. I wouldn't shag an underage girl who might have special needs... Oh.

Possibilly not the best thing to post on a public forum, like

 

[Rugrat]

One of the better ones ... the daughters not too bad either

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

One of the better ones ... the daughters not too bad either

One of the better ones (the top one that is) but her face still looks like it's violently somersaulting somehow

 

[dancingshadow]

So what do we all look like then, in a line up?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Ugly as f**k, but we haven't entered Miss England (excuse the pun).

 

[Simster]

So what do we all look like then, in a line up?

In case you're wondering about this poster, if you type in Miss Swindon 2011 into google, the fifth result is "Miss Swindon 2011 UTTER DOG ALERT" and this thread.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Woof Woof! At my time of life I aint fussy!

 

[Billy the Fish]

In case you're wondering about this poster, if you type in Miss Swindon 2011 into google, the fifth result is "Miss Swindon 2011 UTTER DOG ALERT" and this thread.

I feel a bit sorry for them now. *totalsapalert*

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

In case you're wondering about this poster, if you type in Miss Swindon 2011 into google, the fifth result is "Miss Swindon 2011 UTTER DOG ALERT" and this thread.

Brilliant!

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

This one has to be a JOKE.

I think I have ? After the 1st game of last season, I'm sure she looked better than that though even if it was about 3 ish in the morning whilst steaming !! LOL

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

They are all trying to look sultry but look miserable as feck. I bet the Swindon players are mightily peed off as well though. Professional footballers looking for a bird in a nightclub so you can tell them how famous you are and you are presented with "that lot" Though I have to say Charlotte scubs up well.......

http://www.missengland.info/images/stories/imagebrowser/wiltshire/charlotter.jpg

 

[peterward]

And we have a new late entry..........

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Alice who used to sell the Withdean Wager in the South stand, Now she wouldve got my vote for Miss South East