Miss Swindon 2011. UTTER DOG ALERT.

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Do I stand a chance Tay, iv'e a fuller figure?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

What's wrong with Charlotte R?

 

[Taybha]

ile pm you , shes watching atm

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

What's wrong with Charlotte R?

She looks like she is about 12.

Which means she's old enough for me to do.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

She looks like she is about 12.

Which means she's old enough for me to do.

I hope you said the first bit purely so you could say the second part.

 

[nwgull]

Go Stephanie , nice to see a fuller figure lady entering a beauty contest , shes no fookin chance of winning mind ,but thats just the way these beauty contests work , skin and bone and loads of lippy wins every time , god knows why .

Just say what you mean, Fat Bird.

You're right there's nothing wrong with her entering a beauty contest, there's also nothing wong with her entering a 10K run and eating less cake.

 

[the right footed denilson]

All I can say is, I hope that we never have the misfortune of seeing any of your mugshots. Goodness, i'm sure most of you would die to get anywhere near these ladies.

 

[Hungry Joe]

There's a GHOST in the line up.

I actually quite like her. She'd be great playing dead too, that always gets me in the mood.

 

[chucky1973]

i have had a really really shit day at work and this has cheered me up no end!!!

 

[Scoffers]

EEEEEK

She couldn't even be bothered to brush her hair! Well, with a face like that, why would you

 

[brakespear]

Hanora

 

[north stand falmer]

And i bet you chavs are oil paintings.

 

[Scoffers]

And i bet you chavs are oil paintings.

Yeah, maybe, but we didn't enter a bleedin' beauty contest did we !!!!!!!

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

You know you've put some MUNTERS on NSC when you're on page 3 and nobody has trotted out "Oh I doubt you've got better at home" or "like you could do better"

For once, I do and can... And I'm an ugly f*cker.

And i bet you chavs are oil paintings.

Some fucktard had to ruin it, didn't they.

I'm an ugly knob, which means I don't enter Mr.England.Some of them are FIT, I'll admit that. Most of them are utter munts and shouldn't be aloud to enter anything with the word beauty in, EVER.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I hope you said the first bit purely so you could say the second part.

She looks a bit young, no?


Maybe not 12, but still...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Some fucktard had to ruin it, didn't they.

I'm an ugly knob, which means I don't enter Mr.England.Some of them are FIT, I'll admit that. Most of them are utter munts and shouldn't be aloud to enter anything with the word beauty in, EVER.

You ain't too bad

I would have.... 10 years ago

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

You ain't too bad

I would have.... 10 years ago

Oh, you're a right little charmer aint ya. Just a shame I'm past my prime.

 

[Sloe Joe]

Given a Tony Bloom sized investment, number 8 on P1 could scrub up well and look half presentable.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Ropey bunch out there. About half of ours at least look normal

 

[slinky]

Miss Southeast



looking at the southeast contestants i would like to give you Jasmin, from Uckfield....

yes i would smash the granny out of her.....

Might go kitchen shopping in Uckfield soon too