Miss Swindon 2011. UTTER DOG ALERT.

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

That nostril is staring at me.

Better?

 

[The Grockle]

Hannah P is pretty damn fit.

I don't mean to be rude but the last girl Stephanie looks like she's expecting a harsh winter, perhaps she should apply to be miss universe as she appears to be on the same scale as the universe.

Number 12 Jade definetely rolls over on a first date.

 

[Giraffe]

Why I mean why, would you put yourself up for this looking like some of these do?

It's like me putting my puny body into Mr Universe.

Do none of them own a mirror?

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

The entrants for Miss Hull and district are much the same

 

[daveinprague]

Im never coming back.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I don't mean to be rude but the last girl Stephanie looks like she's expecting a harsh winter, perhaps she should apply to be miss universe as she appears to be on the same scale as the universe.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Hannah P is pretty damn fit.

I don't mean to be rude but the last girl Stephanie looks like she's expecting a harsh winter, perhaps she should apply to be miss universe as she appears to be on the same scale as the universe.

Number 12 Jade definetely rolls over on a first date.

I think that is the funniest thing I have ever seen on here

 

[Perkino]

I honestly reckon i know 30 females who are more attractive than all those

 

[DerbyGull]

What about last years winner eh!

 

[The Grockle]

I honestly reckon i know 30 females who are more attractive than all those

I think i know 30 men that are more attractive than those girls.

 

[Simster]

Is that really the best Wiltshire can do?

It's between Hannah P, Jade, Holly, Megan (and Alice if you like mahoosive tits). The rest of them can jog on, although I would probably still happily ruin a couple of them after a couple of beers if they insisted.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Megan

 

[Simster]

I've incorrectly left off Rosanne. On closer inspection, she'd get it. Hard.

 

[dannyboy]

This one has to be a JOKE.

she gets my vote , she has that 'girl next door ..loves it up the arse ' look about her

 

[Simster]

she gets my vote , she has that 'girl next door ..loves it up the arse ' look about her

The only look she has about her is one of a MAN in a wig.

 

[dannyboy]

half of them dont even know how to smile . perhaps they were stfc season ticket holders.

alice r for me mainly cos of the bangers

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Is that really the best Wiltshire can do?

NO. It really isn't....

 

[seagull_special]

I like Tosin (you can take that any way you like!!!!!!!

Well to be honest the ones for the South East including Brighton are not much better

southeastbeauty

Loads from Surrey though which explains a lot

 

[Kazenga <3]

NO. It really isn't....

Seriously ninja post pics to prove she's real or get out.

 

[Easy 10]

From the town which gave us THESE, this is indeed a sad day.

A sad day.