MINCE pie consumption thread

[Man of Harveys]

I reckon by now I'm well above the TWENTY mark. My work has been supplying free Waitrose ones. What to do.

 

[Easy 10]

I have not yet had the pleasure this year (but thats another story). However, I can heartily recommend dipping them in a little pool of BAILEYS. Not SOAKING them of course. That would be ridiculous. Just a little smear of the stuff, and your head will SPIN the with the oral stimulation.

I once choked quite badly a couple of years ago though, when I crammed an entire mince pie in my mouth for a JAPE. Some pastry broke off and went down my windpipe. I was a coughing, gagging, whooping, weeping, snotting MESS for about five minutes.

Happily its not put me off them though. Although I can't speak for the witnesses to my trauma.

 

[looney]

not counting but about 8 to 10 so far, no stollen yet or christmas cake but will buy a loaf of the former and eat other peoples of the latter.

Pies hot with either thick custard or clotted cream.

 

[Gully]

Only 3 or 4 so far, don't want to overdo it...but did pick up a 6-pack at the supermarket last night!