Middlesex v SUSSEX (LV County Championship)

[Vlad the Impala]

Apparently both teams are trying to contrive a result.

Soft bowling and endless boundaries.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

123 from 37 balls 15x4 9x6

 

[Vlad the Impala]

The scoreboards at the ground have stopped putting up the batsmen's scores as they can't keep up.

 

[Trigger]

He's just been dropped...

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Goodwin dropped by the sub.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Did I hear right? The wicketkeeper is bowling?

 

[Trigger]

Gone

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Goodwin stumped for one hundred and fifty something ... no-one seems to know.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Bowled by wicketkeeper, stumped by Morgan.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Did I hear right? The wicketkeeper is bowling?

What are they playing at?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

329-ish for 3

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Looks like BBC and Cric-info have can't keep up either and have stopped updating.

Wicket Keeper bowling? Is that allowed, does he wear full pads while bowling, now that would be fun.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sussex seem to have declared.

No-one knows how many runs Middlesex need.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Or have they?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Nope. Apparently.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

No, the bowling is now even slower paced. And the bowler is ducking in case it comes back his way.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

363/3 and still batting.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Where are you getting your updates from?

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Declared.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I think they might have declared now.

Possibly.