Michelle Wins Pop Idol!!

[Gwylan]

How long will it be before Gunter posts her picture up and says what a sexy babe?

 

[Happy Seagull]

So the turkey aka fat bird won. Woopey f***ing do. Can the world start spinning again and let us get on with it

 

[MRRF 10]

Wouldn't like to meet her on a dark night

 

[Tooting Gull]

The British like a bit of self-deprecating humour. What about this...
"I ate all the pies,
I ate all the pies,
I'm a fat bastard
I'm a fat bastard,
I ate all the pies."

Stick a disco beat and a couple of guitar riffs in there and it's a novelty record No1 cert.

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Wouldn't like to meet her on a dark night

Or a bright one for that matter......

 

[Nottingham Seagull]

I'm glad she won, but did anyone see what she was wearing?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Bacofoil?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Alf Moyet for the pre-packaged pop generation. Thank God I live abroad.

 

[Happy Seagull]

I'm glad she won, but did anyone see what she was wearing?

A tent?

 

[Ernest]

What a travesty of justice, how could that fat tub of Scottish lard win ? Michelle McGhee will never have a number one hit ever.
I cannot understand how the lad in the gold suit didn't win as he was top quality and a true pop idol.

 

[Trigger]

What a travesty of justice, how could that fat tub of Scottish lard win ? Michelle McGhee will never have a number one hit ever.
I cannot understand how the lad in the gold suit didn't win as he was top quality and a true pop idol.

Wasn't it only last night u wanted to bang Michelle?

 

[MRRF 10]

Wasn't it only last night u wanted to bang Michelle?

he did, and here is the proof

 

[Ernest]

Wasn't it only last night u wanted to bang Michelle?

She turned me down

 

[Nottingham Seagull]

A tent?

You could say that.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I'm glad she won, but did anyone see what she was wearing?

The REMF flag?

 

[Crawley Boy]

Wouldn't like to meet her on a dark night

If you met her down a dark alley you wouldn't be able to get past her.

 

[MRRF 10]

If you met her down a dark alley you wouldn't be able to get past her.

that's if you could find an alley big enough for her to walk down

 

[berkshire seagull]

Have i missed a new programme called fat idol or something?

 

[MRRF 10]

or how about these to make you sick

 

[berkshire seagull]

Saw it on the news and she is a very sad sight

Legs are bigger than tree trunks in the amazon