Miami

[dwayne]

Following on from the holiday recommendation theme...

Miami!

I'm going in 3 weeks, anybody got any suggestions on what to do/avoid?

I'm staying on Ocean drive and from people that I've spoken to the general consensus is that the food is great and the nightlife is some of the best in the world BUT the people are generally ruder than elsewhere in the states and the beaches are a bit grimy

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Avoid talking about your far fetched plainly made up lifestyle.......................oh no !!!!! you'd better not go.

 

[dwayne]

errr yes ok

Any sensible replies? someone must have been?

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

The best time to experience Malmö is in the summertime. Out mild climate makes our city green and flourishing all summer and if you want to have a dip in the sea Malmö has a sandy beach just minutes away from the city centre.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Are you going with a mate or your bird ?

If it's a mate, avoid walking home along the beach at night after clubbing. You'll hear taunts of " yo faggotts " !!!!


Well that my my experience back in 1988 !! I was quite naieve back in those days !!

 

[dwayne]

Are you going with a mate or your bird ?

If it's a mate, avoid walking home along the beach at night after clubbing. You'll hear taunts of " yo faggotts " !!!!


Well that my my experience back in 1988 !! I was quite naieve back in those days !!

sounds like a friendly place

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I thought that you were a black rapping muscleman from the US of A over here on holiday! or am I confusing you with someone else

 

[Titanic]

Make sure you hire a Hummer while you are out there - it is THE way to travel!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is your dead sister going with you?

 

[Titanic]

I've heard that Miami is a hotbed of drug abuse too... so be on the lookout for 'rhoid ragers'.

 

[Bozza]

If it's a mate, avoid walking home along the beach at night after clubbing. You'll hear taunts of " yo faggotts " !!!!

In a similar vein, avoid going to watch the basketball and then deciding to walk back to your hotel as "it can't be far" and "there are lots of people about" because:

a) it is actually quite far
b) everyone else from the game will get in their cars

which leaves you wandering the streets a little bit lost and alone. Which starts to become a problem when cars of youths start pulling up alongside you.

Although I'm not a hip and happening bro' from da hood like you dwayne, so you'll be fine, I'm sure. And the NBA season is long over too.

 

[Titanic]

Well there you are then... a thread packed with helpful advice. Have a nice trip.

 

[Bozza]

Another one - don't drive about too fast with the roof down as:

a) You will get burned (especially being a pasty little ginger chap)

b) Officer Caballero of the Florida State Highway Patrol will bust your ass and give you a speeding ticket, which will cost about £150. On the plus side, he will wish you all the best for the remainder of your vacation.

Hear me, hear truth - I speak from experience.

 

[REDLAND]

Another one - don't drive about too fast with the roof down as:

b) Officer Caballero of the Florida State Highway Patrol will bust your ass and give you a speeding ticket, which will cost about £150. On the plus side, he will wish you all the best for the remainder of your vacation.

Hear me, hear truth - I speak from experience.

REALLY, I got pulled breaking the speed limit through Daytona Beach, after I showed my licence to the cop, he said that I had got off a 160 dollar fine.. I didn't think they could issue speeding tickets..

 

[Titanic]

At the check-in desk, try dropping a few names (preferably royals and/or high-profile celebrities)... you never know, someone might be impressed and give you an upgrade.

 

[Bozza]

REALLY, I got pulled breaking the speed limit through Daytona Beach, after I showed my licence to the cop, he said that I had got off a 160 dollar fine.. I didn't think they could issue speeding tickets..

Nope he did. I had to pay by way of international money order when I get back.

 

[dwayne]

What is the speed limit in Florida on the freeway and are they stricter than England? -I'm hiring an Escalade for the trip.

 

[Titanic]

What is the speed limit in Florida on the freeway and are they stricter than England? -I'm hiring an Escalade for the trip.

Hertz price $2600 for three weeks

 

[Bozza]

What is the speed limit in Florida on the freeway and are they stricter than England? -I'm hiring an Escalade for the trip.

Varies. Generally 55, 60 or 65.

 

[Easy 10]

yeah yeah yeah yeah
miami uh uh
southbeach bringin the heat uh
haha can y'all feel that
can y'all feel that
jig it out uh

here i am in the place where i come let go
miami the base and the sunset glow
everyday like a mardi gras everybody party all day
no work all play okay
so we sip a little something lay to rest the spill
me an charlie at the bar runnin up a high bill
nothin less than ill when we dress to kill
everytime the ladies pass they be like hi will
can y'all feel me all ages and races
real sweet faces
every different nation spanish hatian indian jamaican
black white cuban and asian
i only came for two days of playing
but everytime i come i always wind up stayin
this the type of town i could spend a few days in
miami the city that keeps the roof blazin

chorus

party in the city where the heat is on
all night on the beach till the break of dawn
welcome to miami
buenvenidos a miami
bouncin in the club where the heat is on
all night on the beach till the break of dawn
i'm goin to miami
welcome to miami

verse 2

yo i heard the rainstorms ain't nothin to mess with
but i can't feel a drip on the strip it's a trip
ladies half dressed fully equipped
and they be screamin out will we loved your last hit
so i'm thinkin i'ma scoot me somethin hot
in this south sea merengue melting pot
hottest club in the city and it's right on the beach
temperature get to ya it's about to reach
five hundred degrees
in the carribean seas with the hot mommies
screamin aii poppy
everytime i come to town they be spottin me
in the drop bentley ain't no stoppin me
so cash in your door
we flow to this fashion show
pound for pound anywhere you go
yo ain't no city in the world like this
an if you ask how i know i gots ta feed the film

chorus

verse 3

don't get me wrong shytown got it goin on
an new york is the city that we know don't sleep
an we all know that l a and philly stay jiggy
but on the sneak miami bringin heat for real
y'all don't understand
i never seen so many dominican women with cinnimon tans
mierda this is the plan
take a walk on the beach draw a heart in the sand
gimmie your hand
damn you look sexy
let's go to my yacht in the west keys
ride my jetskis loungin in the palm trees
cause you gotta have cheese for the summerhouse piece on southbeach
water so clear you can see to the bottom
hundred thousand dollar cars e'ybody got em
ain't no surprise in the club to see sly stallone
miami my second home

chorus to fade