Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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Rumble looks the most metro in that picture
Thats because he is wearing SUNGLASSES.
REAL men DONT wear sunglasses.
Rumble looks the most metro in that picture
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3580472 said:I'm not impartial to a bit of sunbed action, moisturiser and hair straighteners. I can still throw a punch like.
Gotta take care of yourself otherwise you ain't getting notches on the bedpost. Rather be a preened love god then a caveman with no fanny to show for it.
Empty vessels make the most noise and those that allude to their exploits are not getting any. FACT.
See that. Thats YOU Danny that is.
2/10 I'm practically an ape!
Empty vessels make the most noise and those that allude to their exploits are not getting any. FACT.
See that. Thats YOU Danny that is.
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3580501 said:You getting this, readers? He reckons the Rottingdean Love Machine don't "get any". That's good, that one. No really. Oh God. Actually yes, I'm a virgin.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
I don't think this is true tbh. Didn't Danny 'win' the desperate web sad-off, for that 'BrightonGirl's attentions? Fair play to him, mind. Downloaded Pengoon and Adrian the inadequate, must have been pretty tough competition.
Marcus, can you remind me of that top tip your ex gfriend gave you? Use hair conditioner as a good shaving product wasn't it? You bluddy gayer
I don't think this is true tbh. Didn't Danny 'win' the desperate web sad-off, for that 'BrightonGirl's attentions? Fair play to him, mind. Downloaded Pengoon and Adrian the inadequate, must have been pretty tough competition.
¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3580603 said:It was like Linford Christie winning the 100m at the spazzalympics.
Apart from occasionally shaving my face, I score a big fat nul points on the Marcusmetrosexualometer.
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I don't think anyone's REALLY surprised by that.