METROsexual NO. RETROsexual YES. VOTE NOW.

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Rumble looks the most metro in that picture

Thats because he is wearing SUNGLASSES.

REAL men DONT wear sunglasses.

 

[folkestonesgull]

My new heroes are Don Draper and Roger Sterling from Mad Men.

Retrosexual is the way to go

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm not impartial to a bit of sunbed action, moisturiser and hair straighteners. I can still throw a punch like.
Gotta take care of yourself otherwise you ain't getting notches on the bedpost. Rather be a preened love god then a caveman with no fanny to show for it.

 

[folkestonesgull]

I disagree - check out the Draper...smashed, DJ, cigarette, hottie.

http://newcritics.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/madmen3.jpg

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I'm not impartial to a bit of sunbed action, moisturiser and hair straighteners. I can still throw a punch like.
Gotta take care of yourself otherwise you ain't getting notches on the bedpost. Rather be a preened love god then a caveman with no fanny to show for it.

Empty vessels make the most noise and those that allude to their exploits are not getting any. FACT.

See that. Thats YOU Danny that is.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Empty vessels make the most noise and those that allude to their exploits are not getting any. FACT.

See that. Thats YOU Danny that is.

You getting this, readers? He reckons the Rottingdean Love Machine don't "get any". That's good, that one. No really. Oh God. Actually yes, I'm a virgin.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEH! OH GOD, MY SIDES, PLEASE NO STOP IT IT HURTS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SNIGGER!
GUFFAW!
CHORTLE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HA!
HAAAAAA!!!!!!

Ha!
Heh.
Ahem. Hmmm. Ohh, dear.

What was I laughing about again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Hotchilidog]

2/10 I'm practically an ape!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

2/10 I'm practically an ape!

Get your haircut and introduce yourself to the hairdresser then you could get a 3...

 

[Safeway]

I'm getting my hair done at David Ziggy tomorrow. That's a bit gay innit?

 

[Wilko]

Marcus, can you remind me of that top tip your ex gfriend gave you? Use hair conditioner as a good shaving product wasn't it? You bluddy gayer

 

[The Large One]

Apart from occasionally shaving my face, I score a big fat nul points on the Marcusmetrosexualometer.

:unreconstructed:

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Empty vessels make the most noise and those that allude to their exploits are not getting any. FACT.

See that. Thats YOU Danny that is.

I don't think this is true tbh. Didn't Danny 'win' the desperate web sad-off, for that 'BrightonGirl's attentions? Fair play to him, mind. Downloaded Pengoon and Adrian the inadequate, must have been pretty tough competition.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

You getting this, readers? He reckons the Rottingdean Love Machine don't "get any". That's good, that one. No really. Oh God. Actually yes, I'm a virgin.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

My POINT exctly...

I don't think this is true tbh. Didn't Danny 'win' the desperate web sad-off, for that 'BrightonGirl's attentions? Fair play to him, mind. Downloaded Pengoon and Adrian the inadequate, must have been pretty tough competition.

You mean this:

http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/member.php?u=4863

Dont worry we have all seen him TRAWLING OCEANA with his ENTOURAGE (incl a fat sweaty virgin) & leaving empty handed

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Marcus, can you remind me of that top tip your ex gfriend gave you? Use hair conditioner as a good shaving product wasn't it? You bluddy gayer

Yes this is true.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I don't think this is true tbh. Didn't Danny 'win' the desperate web sad-off, for that 'BrightonGirl's attentions? Fair play to him, mind. Downloaded Pengoon and Adrian the inadequate, must have been pretty tough competition.

It was like Linford Christie winning the 100m at the spazzalympics.

 

[pasty]

1. gay men come onto me
It has been known

2.Use conditioner or moisturiser
Yup

3.Carry a manbag
How else do I get my lunch/coffee/newspaper/mp3/umbrella etc to work

4.I know what colour socks I'm wearing
Of course - I wouldn't want them to clash with anything now would I

5.know what a manicure etc involves
Yup

6.Like to go commando
Nah

7.call toiletries products
Nah

8.Shave any part of my body
Hardly even need shave my chin let alone anywhere else

9.Know my hairdresser's name
Bloody should do. I live with her

10.Borrow toiletries or clothes from gf
Have been known to steal g/f's moisturiser if I've run out

8/10

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

It was like Linford Christie winning the 100m at the spazzalympics.

 

[Safeway]

Apart from occasionally shaving my face, I score a big fat nul points on the Marcusmetrosexualometer.

:unreconstructed:

I don't think anyone's REALLY surprised by that.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I don't think anyone's REALLY surprised by that.

Indeed!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Personally I'm FLABBERGASTED that Mendoza only scored a 7, 8 at a push

I was expecting him to reach a 15 out of 10 at least.