Pavilionaire said:My binman does an excellent job, week in week out, of emptying the rubbish from my two bins, even when I haven't put the sacks outside my house like I'm supposed to. Surely he deserves an MBE?
Noticed the location as Worthing.
If you were a Brightonian you would have posted "my binman does an excellent job of forgetting where my bin store is / going on strike / forgetting that his route rotates one day later after a bank holiday / not giving a shit / generally leaving deformed seagulls to take over the town, gorge themselves on second hand curry and hassle anyone else with the work eithic to get to the station before 7am."
...and relax.