Maureen Lipman RIP

[Trish]

Maureen Lipman is a very funny lady, and I'm very pleased that rumours of her death have been exaggerated.

Here's an extract from the foreword she wrote for "Grumpy Old Women" book. I think most female fans who stop off at motorway service station loos on the way to Elland Road, Turf Moor, etc will empathise with this:

"My next grumpy moment occurs in the lavatory, where I become engaged in hand-to-hand combat with an industrial-sized toilet-roll applicator the size of Pavarotti. There I am, bent over, my hand curved back on itself like a Balinese temple dancer, flailing away at a perforated piece of paper I can neither see nor reach".

 

[Yorkie]

Maureen Lipman is a very funny lady, and I'm very pleased that rumours of her death have been exaggerated.

Here's an extract from the foreword she wrote for "Grumpy Old Women" book. I think most female fans who stop off at motorway service station loos on the way to Elland Road, Turf Moor, etc will empathise with this:

"My next grumpy moment occurs in the lavatory, where I become engaged in hand-to-hand combat with an industrial-sized toilet-roll applicator the size of Pavarotti. There I am, bent over, my hand curved back on itself like a Balinese temple dancer, flailing away at a perforated piece of paper I can neither see nor reach".

Very observant

 

[aftershavedave]

so how exactly did this thread start?

 

[bhaexpress]

Ask C of PB.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

i blame kev the APE

 

[dougdeep]

So is she dead or not?

 

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Random...

 

[Harty]

SCR have nothing on the wires to say that she has died which there would be if she had, all in all a strange thread. Shame about Archer though.

 

[dougdeep]

She looks alive here.

 

[Biscuit]

Now shes not dead I feel I can say she looks like a bloke in drag.

P.S Keep up the Mejona insults. He loves the attention.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

P.S Keep up the Mejona insults. He loves the attention.

oh its so true. especially from the intellectual prowess of kev the ape

 

[Yorkie]

Now shes not dead I feel I can say she looks like a bloke in drag.

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It's a bad photo of her.

 

[London Irish]

She was pretty fit in her younger days and had that funny sexy girl thing going on.

Shame we couldn't get this thread to her, she'd get a kick out of it

 

[chez]

love you too.

actually that was a bit random mate

A bit random, what are you 12!!!! My niece uses that expression.

Your age actually explains your lack of respect for human life. Prick