Major, Major Dilema

[pasty]

Okay, so here's the issue. Not only have I had to cope with my older sister marrying a palace fan, it now transpires that my 18 year old step-daughter, who I love as if she were my own child, has potential boyfriend material who is a Palace fan. Good folk of NSC, what am I to do? How do I cope with it? Do I disown her? What? Help! He was even invited into our house yesterday FFS.

 

[Marc1901]

Tell her to leave him.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Introduce your step daughter too me? I'm 18.

 

[daveinprague]

You must have committed some hideous act in a previous life.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Surely all dads are meant to put the fear of God into his daughters boyfriends? So, you're well within your rights to have a quiet chat with him somewhere nice and secluded, and just lay down the law a little bit. Make it clear there is to be no Palace talk in the house, or around you, and that should be sufficient.

 

[pasty]

Introduce your step daughter too me? I'm 18.

Nope, you can't spell

"to me"

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

"to me"

To you?


SO, am I in?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Nope, you can't spell

"to me"

Just to say, I'm 22, but I speak/write/type in superb English.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

As I have stated before my own flesh and blood is a Pilarse fan and his 21st was 26 Oct ... Can you imagine

 

[pasty]

As I have stated before my own flesh and blood is a Pilarse fan and his 21st was 26 Oct ... Can you imagine

Oh my giddy aunt! My dilema pales into insignificance. You have my deepest sympathy.

 

[beorhthelm]

 

[pasty]

I was waiting for that. If you think I'm posting a picture of her for you bunch of pervs you need to think again.

 

[liverpool_one]

Just roll with it mate. it could get amusing over the next few years.

 

[lizard]

You poor bastard

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Oh my giddy aunt! My dilema pales into insignificance. You have my deepest sympathy.

If he'd said Arsenal, gay, liberal or American, but no, Pilarse ... and to top it all he's a nice lad and, other than this, I'm really proud of 'im

 

[Gerbil]

Just to say, I'm 22, but I speak/write/type in superb English.

But your a prat.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

But your a prat.

And (currently) taken.


(No, really)

(Oh, and it's "you're a prat" )

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

This week I looked after a child whose dad (a West Ham fan) works in the commercial department of Crystal Palace FC. I am still working out how to maximise the full potential of this contact with our foes.

 

[Gerbil]

And (currently) taken.


(No, really)

(Oh, and it's "you're a prat" )

Sorry

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

You poor bastard

There are moments of joy and the bottom line is I hold the balance of power in. Ash terms, by the time he takes over the business we will be in the Premiership and the scum will be in the Blue Sq