Major, Major Dilema

[SirDouglasLoft]

Oi Cornish Pasty have I got the gig? Do I stay or do I go? Am I in?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"Now, I’m liberal, but to a degree
I want ev’rybody to be free
But if you think that I’ll let Barry Goldwater
Move in next door and marry my daughter
You must think I’m crazy!
I wouldn’t let him do it for all the farms in Cuba"

- Bob Dylan, I Shall Be Free No. 10

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Sorry

Better that I tell you then some spelling Nazi.

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Better that I tell you then some spelling Nazi.

*than

 

[clippedgull]

Nope, you can't spell

"to me"

Oh my giddy aunt! My dilema pales into insignificance. You have my deepest sympathy.

Neither can you! "dilemna"

 

[severnside gull]

Perhaps she could meet my niece who will be down in Brighton for Pride.





Better to be able to introduce her to people as a Lesbian than as a Palace fan



aplogies for any offence caused
(to gays that is -- you can't offend a Palace fan)

 

[tedebear]

As the old saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer Pasty....

 

[Everest]

Neither can you! "dilemna"

Dilemma

I was waiting for that. If you think I'm posting a picture of her for you bunch of pervs you need to think again.

I've just thought about it again

 

[clippedgull]

Dilemma

 

[ali jenkins]

Normally Id say BAN him from the house, but recent events would sugest(sp) that we could hold the bragging rights pretty soon so I think you should go with it!

18yo girls are pretty shallow aswell, as soon as she sees his pikey caravan she'll be long gone!

 

[KneeOn]

I was waiting for that. If you think I'm posting a picture of her for you bunch of pervs you need to think again.

I've thought again. Piccy please?

 

[Durlston]

Good reason to take the piss after nearly every game but as long as he's a decent bloke and makes her really happy it shouldn't matter that he's Palarse scum.

 

[glasfryn]

Okay, so here's the issue. Not only have I had to cope with my older sister marrying a palace fan, it now transpires that my 18 year old step-daughter, who I love as if she were my own child, has potential boyfriend material who is a Palace fan. Good folk of NSC, what am I to do? How do I cope with it? Do I disown her? What? Help! He was even invited into our house yesterday FFS.

divorce them all








or please forgive me for saying it













become a



no,no I can't
but you know where I'm going with this

 

[Don Quixote]

Wire me 10k and this will all go away.

 

[matthew]

Good reason to take the piss after nearly every game but as long as he's a decent bloke and makes her really happy it shouldn't matter that he's Palarse scum.

Who is this kid?

 

[Durlston]

Who is this kid?

If you look through my previous posts and profile, Matthew. I am not a kid.

The last couple of months i've posted on NSC have felt the happiest i've ever been in my life. My new girlfriend is beautiful and the most understanding person i've ever met. Every day is a pleasure to work with her and I wake up excited at spending even more time with her.

Ive been honest and upfront about my problems in the past with depression and drugs. She's had similar difficulties like me and the empathy we have together is so strong.

So if you've got a grievance with me, send a PM instead of insults on here.