Losing your virginity

[Basil Fawlty]

This should be in NSC gold. I can't stop laughing.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I've got size 13 feet...

Impressive. Mine are only 8's.

 

[clapham_gull]

I'm confused ..

.. MYOB has lost his virginity ?

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'm confused ..

.. MYOB has lost his virginity ?

Doug hasn't, but I think he may be fibbing in an attempt to get a BINT in his bed out of (falsey gained) sympathy, the rascal.

 

[dougdeep]

Doug hasn't, but I think he may be fibbing in an attempt to get a BINT in his bed out of (falsey gained) sympathy, the rascal.

Damn, it was worth a try though.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

I'm confused ..

.. MYOB has lost his virginity ?

No he hasn't. He's lost his size 12 shoes because his feet have grown to size 13, but he doesn't care because he's not superstitious.

 

[clapham_gull]

Would now be a good time to point out that I'm 6 foot 5 and, bar having glasses, don't look anything like a stereotypical geek?

And that I can and have cycled 45 miles in a day, so I'm not particularly unfit or weak either...

Depends where you are. Speed dating yes, Gay Bar in Soho - probably not.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Would now be a good time to point out that I'm 6 foot 5 and, bar having glasses, don't look anything like a stereotypical geek?

And that I can and have cycled 45 miles in a day, so I'm not particularly unfit or weak either...

That explains it. Everyone knows that putting your balls on a saddle for 45 miles is going to turn you into a eunuch. Girls don't like that.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'm confused ..

.. MYOB has lost his virginity ?

He'll be fine, he's bound to have made a backup and kept it somewhere safe .... probably off-site

 

[dougdeep]

He'll be fine, he's bound to have made a backup and kept it somewhere safe .... probably off-site

Quality.

 

[Cian]

That explains it. Everyone knows that putting your balls on a saddle for 45 miles is going to turn you into a eunuch. Girls don't like that.

I can assure you're they're intact, and perfect working order...

I would run instead but I can't walk in a straight line (dyspraxia)...

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

So all we've actually established is that MYOB is tall, spends far too much time on his cycle saddle, which may be affecting his ability to walk, has Sideshow Bob's shoes and a girlfriend that likes whirling a handbag. Doug has attempted grooming with little success, HJ is impressed by feet bigger than his, and Vlad is hung like an ant. Sorry ANTelope.

No cherry busting stories though?

 

[Hungry Joe]

All a bit of let down really isn't it.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

All a bit of let down really isn't it.

It usually is HJ, it usually is.

 

[Lush]

Damn, it was worth a try though.

As was the poetry....

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

So this wasn't Doug's first attempt to lure a bint then?

Sly old dog Doug...

 

[Caveman]

Handbagging

I thought it was called "Tea Bagging", have I been doing something wrong??

 

[the full harris]

Would now be a good time to point out that I'm 6 foot 5 and, bar having glasses, don't look anything like a stereotypical geek?

Unfortunately Mr. MYOB, that WAS the answer of a stereotypical geek though!



what a wally!

 

[Gritt23]

How bizarre. I tried to start this thread, and did a big post, blah blah blah, but the site then went down on me (stop tittering at the back).

I guess it took my thread title, but didn't pick up my post how odd.


Anyway, for anyone who may be interested, the jist of it was basically, that on Saturday I found out that my best mate was clearing out his spare room to turn it into a nursery. Part of the clear out included the throwing away of the very bed I lost my virginity on way back when, 30th December 1987 to be precise.

I was round his place with my then girlfriend. We were all up in his room laughing and joking, drinking a little. As she became slightly more amorous than usual, I began to realise my luck was in, and marvellous scenes awaited me. My mate made himself scarce, leaving me to discover carnal delights.

I guess the bed carried a fair few memories for him as well, and almost certainly was the place he made the same discovery as I had done. Anyway, having moved out, and got married, he'd kept the bed in his spare room, but the day finally arrived when it took it's trip to the dumps.

Just wondered what stories others had on the subject.

Ahh, happy days.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I got pissed and shagged my mate's cousin in his Dad's garage in front of a whole party of people on my 15th birthday.

ps; that's my mate's Dad's garage, she was a girl, which was handy.

pps; I mean the girl I shagged was a girl, not my mate, he was a boy, and so was his Dad.