Lion on the loose

[Lady Whistledown]

Just been seen trying to get in a local pub. They turned it away according to the landlord. Apparently they have a lion bar.

 

[Taybha]

i just hope he/she bumps into one of those christian aid beggers

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

i just hope he/she bumps into one of those christan aid beggers

And the cast of The Only Way Is Essex - would be a national hero then.

Few Twitter accounts for it set up - the best one is [MENTION=21924]essex[/MENTION]Lion

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Lion escapes from Zoo and asks a local where am i?
Local replies Essex

Essex, replies the lion? all confused...

Yes Essex says the local.

Lion responds.....please take me back i told the monkey i wanted E Sussex...

 

[Falkor]

I thought animals in Circus was illegal

 

[Dewe-Road-Gull]

This cant be true, you must be lion to me

 

[Meade's Ball]

Hopefully they'll have DCI Mumra The Everliving on the case. He knows how to keep these wild felines in check.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

 

[del_boy]

So did I apparently not Clacton-on-Sea Essex - Great British Circus

I thought animals in Circus was illegal

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Take it he will need accommodation,but where to stay? The Black or The Red Lion?

If he is hungry maybe the The White horse?

 

[catfish]

Apparently there was a release claws in his contract.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Essex police release first picture of the missing lion

 

[BHA Swiifty]

oh well, at least it's not chewsday.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Take it he will need accommodation,but where to stay? The Black or The Red Lion?

If he is hungry maybe the The White horse?

Should be fine with accommodation, much more civilised than the locals. I should know, I live in Saaaffend on sea. In fact if he leaves Colchester and comes to Saaaffend he'll probably get a kicking for being bent

 

[BHA Swiifty]

i just hope he/she bumps into one of those christian aid beggers

i don't think they will, especially as they prey as a family

 

[guster]

Just seen him outside the Amex, Gus heard he has a good strike rate.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Should probably say it before someone else does - could do a job.....

 

[guster]

I bet he's at the zebra crossing.

 

[Lush]