Light drinking

[Les Biehn]

I only want to get tipsy tonight. Has anyone got any surefire ways of making sure I don't suddenly think it would be a good idea to get steamed out of my tree?

 

[Scotty Mac]

take a bicycle - it is the middle ground between a car and walking, and knowing you are going to have to cycle home where all manner of injuries could occur will linger in your mind

 

[Buzzer]

know your limits. At the point that you are lying in a puddle of your own sick, quit drinking pints and move onto shorts.

hope this helps

 

[Woodchip]

Drink Wray & Nephew all night. You know it makes sense.

 

[pasty]

I only want to get tipsy tonight. Has anyone got any surefire ways of making sure I don't suddenly think it would be a good idea to get steamed out of my tree?

In my experience, the ONLY way to stop oneself getting accidentally slaughtered is not to start drinking in the first place. Stay indoors. Do not venture out.

 

[Commander]

take a bicycle - it is the middle ground between a car and walking, and knowing you are going to have to cycle home where all manner of injuries could occur will linger in your mind

BAD BAD BAD idea. I once tried this tactic, got hammered and cycled home anyway. I fell asleep on my bike whilst going down a main road and fell off. Twice.

 

[Nibble]

Les, you are drinking tonight and you f***ing know it. I will look after you.

 

[Les Biehn]

Les, you are drinking tonight and you f***ing know it. I will look after you.

I'm thinking I might just take a tenner out and that is all I will have. I have no money in the bank so I won't be able to drink more. Genious as Glover says.

 

[Woodchip]

BAD BAD BAD idea. I once tried this tactic, got hammered and cycled home anyway. I fell asleep on my bike whilst going down a main road and fell off. Twice.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Drink shandys or have a nice coca cola in between pints?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

BAD BAD BAD idea. I once tried this tactic, got hammered and cycled home anyway. I fell asleep on my bike whilst going down a main road and fell off. Twice.

First time I have laughed out loud because of NSC for ages

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

How about having a pint of whatever, then a glass of water or shandy or cola (or anything non-alcho) then another pint. and so forth

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Where you going?

 

[Les Biehn]

Not sure at the moment. What you doing mince?

 

[Les Biehn]

Shandy!!I might as well as for a baby sham and my vagina back.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

cinema

 

[Goodfella]

Light drinking? Light f***ing drinking?

Yer 'avin a larf.

 

[Les Biehn]

In brighton? With your lady friend?

 

[Scotty Mac]

BAD BAD BAD idea. I once tried this tactic, got hammered and cycled home anyway. I fell asleep on my bike whilst going down a main road and fell off. Twice.

i used to find it quite therepeautic, the wind in your face as you wallowed in a semi-drunkerness

can see how joy could soon turn to disaster though

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

crawley, yes