Let's all laugh at SCOTLAND

[bhafc99]

I think you'll find you've forgotten about the ladies curling team

Wasn't just that Chris Hoy again though, in a skirt this time?

 

[The Large One]

As someone who could have played for Scotland and probably still could, I am actually rather saddened by their demise. Think of some of those who have played in the past... Hansen, McLeish, McQueen, Gemmill, Souness, Law, Jordan, Dalglish etc.. Why can't they produce any decent players anymore?What has happened to Scottish football over the past two decades? It can't all be down to money...

It's not.

It's down to deep-fried Curly-Wurlys.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Wasn't just that Chris Hoy again though, in a skirt this time?

That's where you're wrong. It was Colin Montgomerie.

 

[NMH]

I think you'll find you've forgotten about the ladies curling team

Ladies, men....who can tell the difference, unless you peek?

 

[Don Quixote]

Shut Up!

AaaHEM!

So, it would do more for "nation unity" if the Great Britain side was made up of 8 English, 2 Welsh and 1 Irish....but not one Sweaty sock because they are all complete SHITE?



Nah, better keep everything separate or else they might have nae soccerball tae think aboot a'tall north of the border. The numpties would be doon tae supporting whoever we play against, and playing curling and hockey in their lovely skirts.

Three bites in total, going well so far.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

As someone who could have played for Scotland and probably still could,

You are really that bad ?

 

[Danny-Boy]

As someone who could have played for Scotland and probably still could, I am actually rather saddened by their demise. Think of some of those who have played in the past... Hansen, McLeish, McQueen, Gemmill, Souness, Law, Jordan, Dalglish etc.. Why can't they produce any decent players anymore?What has happened to Scottish football over the past two decades? It can't all be down to money...

Drink and dope I think, I went up to Edinburgh in the mid-1980's briefly and couldn't believe how sordid it was there, heroin addicts everywhere.

They couldn't kick a ball about the streets without stabbing themselves on needles.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Lots of Scotland fans passing through Gatwick yesterday morning en route to Oslo. I asked one gentleman, dressed in full Tartan Army ensemble, including polyester shirt, kilt, football socks and pink Converse boots, if he would also be wearing the traditional comedy ginger wig, to which he replied "Nae wigs for us hen, I don' wannae look like a twat, dae I?"

 

[pasty]

You are really that bad ?

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Can't beat a bit of Schadenfreude. At least they gave us Rab C Nesbitt.

 

[house your seagull]

i was sad they lost yesterday, i thought the sending off was harsh, and i don't think norway were that good.

i am honestly sad for them.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This Man tells you all you need to know about Scotland.

http://www.dragons-den-products.co.uk/custom/upload/Dragons-Dent-Duncan-Bannatyne.jpg

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

You are really that bad ?

good work.

 

[1066gull]

So basically England plus Alan McGreggor

Or Neil Alexander or Craig Gordon or Wayne Hennessey or Roy Carroll.

Basically its the one area were shite at.

Need I go on?

 

[The Spanish]

Lots of Scotland fans passing through Gatwick yesterday morning en route to Oslo. I asked one gentleman, dressed in full Tartan Army ensemble, including polyester shirt, kilt, football socks and pink Converse boots, if he would also be wearing the traditional comedy ginger wig, to which he replied "Nae wigs for us hen, I don' wannae look like a twat, dae I?"

I was stuck in Aberdeen airport with loads of them Tuesday and on the flight down, they were quite funny lads as it goes. Knew their football stadiums as we flew over London, kicking the arse out of the drink, had a chat with them and they were good as gold.

Still f***ing funny they lost though. I hate it when England fans say 'they don't care about Scotland'. Why waste a rivalry like that, they love it and so should we.

 

[NMH]

Three bites in total, going well so far.

Keep fishing then Donkey Oats, because I'll enjoy ANY excuse to rip on tha sweaty fuckin' LOSERS! :yahoo:

 

[Notters]

All the Jocks you work with will be very quiet and sullen tomorrow.

Funny, the one I work with started a two week holiday today!

 

[sir albion]

Bloody sweaty socks ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I was stuck in Aberdeen airport with loads of them Tuesday and on the flight down, they were quite funny lads as it goes. Knew their football stadiums as we flew over London, kicking the arse out of the drink, had a chat with them and they were good as gold.

Still f***ing funny they lost though. I hate it when England fans say 'they don't care about Scotland'. Why waste a rivalry like that, they love it and so should we.

I've got to say, while the ones I met on Wednesday were thoroughly nice, I still had a good laugh at the scoreline.