Leonardo Ulloa

[smeariestbat]

given todays performance, who wouldnt want to sign for us! where's that ronaldo chap playing atm? i've heard good things about him, could do a job?

 

[Telford Seagull]

i wonder if he watched the game

 

[Lawson]

i wonder if he watched the game

i wonder if he can locate us on a map

 

[SeagullSongs]

Kuszczak
Lopez ~ Greer ~ El-Abd ~ Bridge
Barnes ~ Dicker ~ Bridcutt ~ Orlandi
Ulloa ~ Hoskins
​

I have a habit of just posting these potential starting line-ups...

 

[driller]

i wonder if he can locate us on a map

Not if using apple maps

 

[Kazenga <3]

Kuszczak
Lopez ~ Greer ~ El-Abd ~ Bridge
Barnes ~ Dicker ~ Bridcutt ~ Orlandi
Ulloa ~ Hoskins
​

I have a habit of just posting these potential starting line-ups...

Needs more flair.

Kuszczak
Bruno ~ Greer ~ El-Abd ~ Bridge
Bridcutt
Lopez ~ Vicente ~ Buckley
Ulloa ~ CMS
​

Though that team would get ripped defensively...

 

[Frutos]

Kuszczak
Bruno ~ Greer ~ El-Abd ~ Bridge
Bridcutt
Buckley ~ Orlandi ~ Lua Lua
Ulloa ~ Hoskins

Subs: Brez, Dunk, Lopez, Dicker, Vicente, Barnes, CMS​

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Needs more flair.

Kuszczak
Bruno ~ Greer ~ El-Abd ~ Bridge
Bridcutt
Lopez ~ Vicente ~ Buckley
Ulloa ~ CMS
​

Though that team would get ripped defensively...

I would happily watch that team win some and lose some, flirt with the play-off places and finish mid-table.

We'd have to score two or three goals to have a chance of winning but it would be very entertaining (and the antithesis of Gus's current approach...).

 

[tommyseagull]

I live out in Spain and work with a Spanish bloke, who is called jonny bravo( awesome name) and he is a massive football fan and knows Spanish football very well, I was asking him about ulloa coz I know nothing about him and he explained that he is an amazing player and any team he goes to he will score lots of goals for them and also said that he is good enough to play in the premier league or la liga, so if we get him we would be very lucky and make a big difference for the team.

Nice one!

 

[blockhseagull]

Kuszczak
Lopez ~ Greer ~ El-Abd ~ Bridge
Barnes ~ Dicker ~ Bridcutt ~ Orlandi
Ulloa ~ Hoskins
​

I have a habit of just posting these potential starting line-ups...

No Buckley ?

 

[clippedgull]

I live out in Spain and work with a Spanish bloke, who is called jonny bravo( awesome name) and he is a massive football fan and knows Spanish football very well, I was asking him about ulloa coz I know nothing about him and he explained that he is an amazing player and any team he goes to he will score lots of goals for them and also said that he is good enough to play in the premier league or la liga, so if we get him we would be very lucky and make a big difference for the team.

Nice one!

Are you his agent?

 

[stss30]

I live out in Spain and work with a Spanish bloke, who is called jonny bravo( awesome name) and he is a massive football fan and knows Spanish football very well, I was asking him about ulloa coz I know nothing about him and he explained that he is an amazing player and any team he goes to he will score lots of goals for them and also said that he is good enough to play in the premier league or la liga, so if we get him we would be very lucky and make a big difference for the team.

Nice one!

 

[Doc Lynam]

I live out in Spain and work with a Spanish bloke, who is called jonny bravo( awesome name) and he is a massive football fan and knows Spanish football very well, I was asking him about ulloa coz I know nothing about him and he explained that he is an amazing player and any team he goes to he will score lots of goals for them and also said that he is good enough to play in the premier league or la liga, so if we get him we would be very lucky and make a big difference for the team.

Nice one!

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Anyone got any updates? This needs to happen.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Anyone got any updates? This needs to happen.

Here's an update do you expect the Spanish passport office to be open on a Sunday!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Maybe they returned it to him as he can't remove the smile from his face over this transfer and there it illegally sat on his passport photo.

 

[8ace]

I can get him a passport for £200 but he'd have to pretend to be Bangladeshi.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Anyone got any updates? This needs to happen.

Know anyone that you can send over to marry him?

 

[Finchley Seagull]

Anyone got any updates? This needs to happen.

Surely the most interesting update was the Twitter one from Brian Owen saying Ulloa had been withdrawn from Almeria's squad for their game this weekend. Surely this means something is happening and he is going somewhere.

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

Know anyone that you can send over to marry him?

I'm up for a civil ceremony