Lancashire v Sussex - Day Three

[Turkey]

Are we winning?

Do we have a travelling army who travel the country and sing GOSBTS?

Championes.

 

[Seagull over NZ]

Spearman retired from cricket 2 years ago to pursue a career in banking here in London (has both passports). He met up with Bracewell (who was coaching Gloucs at the time) and he persuaded him to come and play so he gave up his career once again.

Not sure if he would play for them if he was asked again, but maybe?

 

[Jambo Seagull]

Lancs 297 all out. 42 required to win

 

[Marc]

COME ON SUSSEX!

 

[Seagull over NZ]

Would have been infuriating if we hadn't have polished off the tail like the first innings.

I say take the micky, and send Lewry and Mushy to smack the 41 runs to show them how easy it is !!

 

[Simster]

GET IN!!!!!!!!

 

[Martlet]

Mushy on for a 5 for?

oh alright then.....

Mushtaq Ahmed 22.2-2-105-5

41 to win

 

[Trigger]

Surely we can't cock this up?... I would personally like to RAM this victory right down Mike Watkinson's throat!

 

[Simster]

2/1

 

[Trigger]

Oh no... Surely not?...

 

[Marc]

oh GOD here comes the collapse, all out for 40

 

[Trigger]

25/1... 17 more to win.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Come on Sussex.

 

[Jambo Seagull]

33 for 1 - 9 more needed

 

[Trigger]

33/2... Ward gone.

 

[Titanic]

Weird seeing Anderson bowling in the second innings when he didn't bat or bowl in the first... but what the heck! 8 runs required with 8 wkts in hand.

Come on Sussex

 

[Jambo Seagull]

44-2 won by 8 wickets. well done!

 

[The Large One]

Nice big fat eight wicket win. Maximum points. Massacre. Marvellous scenes.

Sussex 22 pts, Lancashire 4.

 

[Trigger]

Absolute class performance!

Take that Mike Watkinson you Lancashire twat

Take that Warren Hegg you whinging Lancashire tosspot

Take that Stuart Law you arrogant Lancashire fuckpiece

Infact take that the whole Lancashire squad, staff & fans, i HATE you all except Carl Hooper who is an absolute LEGEND!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Absolute class performance!

Take that Mike Watkinson you Lancashire twat

Take that Warren Hegg you whinging Lancashire tosspot

Take that Stuart Law you arrogant Lancashire fuckpiece

Infact take that the whole Lancashire squad, staff & fans, i HATE you all except Carl Hooper who is an absolute LEGEND!

Does the championship charge start here?

oh wanky wanky, wanky wanky wanky wanky, wankashire....