Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Well, that was certainly £10 well spent. An evening of complete and utter FILTH and DEPRAVITY in the company of three fairly presentable strippers and a stand-up comedian. OK, the strippers wern't exactly supermodels, but they were ok (with the beer goggles on), and all their bits were pretty much in the right places as far as I could tell. Didn't much care for the tattoos on number 3, and number 1 could have done with losing a couple of pounds, but what do you expect for a tenner ?
The first one had an interesting trick. She laid on one of the tables, opened her legs, and teased a colourful piece of ribbon out from her minky. This was handed to one of the locals, and he was encouraged to continue pulling the ribbon out with his teeth. Before long, she had about 10 ft worth of ribbon hanging out of her, so 3 or 4 other punters were invited to continue pulling the ribbon out with their teeth. Eventually the ribbon was literally going round half the pub, it really was quite a sight. She must had had about 15 yards worth crammed up there before it finally ran out. Thats a RARE talent.
There was the usual bum-whipping, but later in the evening, one of the regulars was pulled up and de-bagged completely. She then made him lay down on the floor, where she covered his genitals in shaving cream. A childs plastic golf set was then produced, and a small plastic ball was placed on the shaving cream. She then selected what looked like a toy 7 iron, and a lighter. Before he knew what was happening, she'd SET FIRE to the shaving cream, then swung the 7 iron and twatted the ball across the pub, along with several globs of flaming shaving cream. I think she took a bit of a "divot" as well, as the poor bugger was left writhing in agony on the floor. Glad I wasn't picked.
The evening was rounded off with a lesbo-session between all three girls, one of them sporting a nine-inch black strap-on. She proceeded to chase the other two round the pub, before bending them over the tables, and shagging them vigerously from behind. All good fun.
Oh, and at the end of the evening, it turns out I'd been sitting next to the BOYFRIEND of stripper number two, as he hung back and had a quiet drink with her at the bar once she'd gone and got dressed. Takes allsorts dunnit.
Quite an experience. Certainly beat a night in front of Eastenders anyway.
(stripper number 2)
(the golfing incident)
(another stripper, yesterday)
The first one had an interesting trick. She laid on one of the tables, opened her legs, and teased a colourful piece of ribbon out from her minky. This was handed to one of the locals, and he was encouraged to continue pulling the ribbon out with his teeth. Before long, she had about 10 ft worth of ribbon hanging out of her, so 3 or 4 other punters were invited to continue pulling the ribbon out with their teeth. Eventually the ribbon was literally going round half the pub, it really was quite a sight. She must had had about 15 yards worth crammed up there before it finally ran out. Thats a RARE talent.
There was the usual bum-whipping, but later in the evening, one of the regulars was pulled up and de-bagged completely. She then made him lay down on the floor, where she covered his genitals in shaving cream. A childs plastic golf set was then produced, and a small plastic ball was placed on the shaving cream. She then selected what looked like a toy 7 iron, and a lighter. Before he knew what was happening, she'd SET FIRE to the shaving cream, then swung the 7 iron and twatted the ball across the pub, along with several globs of flaming shaving cream. I think she took a bit of a "divot" as well, as the poor bugger was left writhing in agony on the floor. Glad I wasn't picked.
The evening was rounded off with a lesbo-session between all three girls, one of them sporting a nine-inch black strap-on. She proceeded to chase the other two round the pub, before bending them over the tables, and shagging them vigerously from behind. All good fun.
Oh, and at the end of the evening, it turns out I'd been sitting next to the BOYFRIEND of stripper number two, as he hung back and had a quiet drink with her at the bar once she'd gone and got dressed. Takes allsorts dunnit.
Quite an experience. Certainly beat a night in front of Eastenders anyway.
(stripper number 2)
(the golfing incident)
(another stripper, yesterday)
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