Kings Head STRIPPERS night...it was FILTHY

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Oh, if you do go along to a strip night, DO NOT wear glasses. They are an instant target to be grabbed and shoved down the front of the g-string, and its a BUGGER to get the smears off the lenses.

I can't see anything without the bins on. If I want to pay a tenner and not see someone strip I'll slip it to the wife and get her to turn the lights off.

 

[BensGrandad]

I was down in Mevagissey recently and was bombarded with seagulls while I was trying to eat my fish and chips but I got rid of them I just shouted out Eagles and they all ran away and left me in peace to finish my food.




























Only joking I hate Palace as well.

 

[ditchy]

you are up late Brian

 

[BensGrandad]

I am usually on here about this time while listening to my music on my new MP3 player, because her that has to be obeyed is fast asleep.

 

[ditchy]

oh dear not got an ipod then !

 

[BensGrandad]

Dont be silly I have just thrown away my car 8 track. This is progression for me.

 

[ditchy]

so you have missed out the sony walkman!

 

[BensGrandad]

You are getting too technical for me I shall have to bale out and go to bed.

 

[magoo]

one of them sporting a nine-inch black strap-on. She proceeded to chase the other two round the pub, before bending them over the tables, and shagging them vigerously from behind. All good fun. night in front of Eastenders anyway.

That one looks slightly acceptable. Told you you'd enjoy it

 

[rool]

They used to have them at the Balltree in lancing about 10 years ago, they were the filthiest I had been to. There were the usual comedian and strippers but then they would start giving BJ's to anyone in the audience willing and a hand job to everyone else.

I must admit it was weird watching my nephew getting a BJ and then shooting his load over the strippers face.

The carpet wasn't the cleanest the best of times.

 

[Buzzer]

They used to have them at the Balltree in lancing about 10 years ago, they were the filthiest I had been to. There were the usual comedian and strippers but then they would start giving BJ's to anyone in the audience willing and a hand job to everyone else.

I must admit it was weird watching my nephew getting a BJ and then shooting his load over the strippers face.

The carpet wasn't the cleanest the best of times.

I used to audit the books of the BallTree in Lancing. The landlord, forgot his name, also bought a well dodgy pub in Eastbourne near the badlands of the reclaimed marshes.

I remember being told by the landlord about those nights. They were quite something evidently!

 

[rool]

So did I, do I know you

 

[rool]

It was Chris Moon by the way and I worked for P&Co/C&co 93-95

 

[Buzzer]

You're Kev aren't you!

Kev - long time no hear!

 

[rool]

ha ha, got it

I'm fine, who are you,

 

[Buzzer]

Lee

 

[rool]

, I thought you worked for Marxy, did you switch allegience

 

[Thimble Keegan]

They used to have them at the Balltree in lancing about 10 years ago, they were the filthiest I had been to. There were the usual comedian and strippers but then they would start giving BJ's to anyone in the audience willing and a hand job to everyone else.

I must admit it was weird watching my nephew getting a BJ and then shooting his load over the strippers face.

The carpet wasn't the cleanest the best of times.

I have also heard stories of these nights in the Balltree, they were incredibly filthy and apparently the stuff of Sussex legend!!!

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Littlehampton BHA

 

[Buzzer]

I'll PM you - but, no, I never worked for Marxy or Hall.

 

[rool]

I have also heard stories of these nights in the Balltree, they were incredibly filthy and apparently the stuff of Sussex legend!!!

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Littlehampton BHA

They had to stop because one feller went home and boasted to his Mrs that he just got a BJ down the pub. Some coucillor who lived next door complained for some reason