who's that massively fat brazilian with a ridiculously hard left foot rocket on him? played for inter and then went back whale on a beach in brazil. he'd be PERFECT for Gus' reclamation project
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Jonathan Reis
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who's that massively fat brazilian with a ridiculously hard left foot rocket on him? played for inter and then went back whale on a beach in brazil. he'd be PERFECT for Gus' reclamation project
Adriano?
BINGO. also joining on trail for pre-season. maybe
shaolinpunk
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Yeah Adriano. If he was motivated he could have been one of the best strikers in the world. So strong and could burst the net from anywhere.
Didn't he get caught with a transvestite hooker?
Didn't he get caught with a transvestite hooker?
He'd friggin' love our fair city then!
saafend_seagull
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'He prematurely removed his cast.....causing another crack'
LOL!
LOL!
BrickTamland
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He would be like our own Mario Balotelli. Seems like he is pretty talented though
So he is
Lazy
Reckless
Coke head
Heavy Drinker
Disruptive
Sounds ideal.
Lazy
Reckless
Coke head
Heavy Drinker
Disruptive
Sounds ideal.
Eggman
Well-known member
The Flairometer just exploded.
Werner
New member
In Holland I have a ST at Vitesse where he plays now. Nearly fully recoverd from a heavy injury. Just before he got injured he was the best striker we had in Holland.
When fit pure class.
When fit pure class.
ees complicated no?
New member
sign him up!!!
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Meh , we might as well go the whole hog and be the most hated team in the league..
Silent Bob
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- Dec 6, 2004
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How does crodo do it, every time. 
This bit is tremendous 'twelve hours before Reis was due to play a game against Roda JC in the Eredivisie he was caught drunk-driving at 4.30 in the morning. He was as much as seven times over the limit for a young driver in The Netherlands and had his licence confiscated' he was SEVEN times over the limit! Reyes wouldn't be fit to even clean this guy's boots.
How does crodo do it, every time.
Was just wondering that!
No, it's Reyes wouldn't be fit to lace his drinks.
I must say that Brighton would be the last place a party-loving guy with a drinks and drugs problem should be going to.
Silent Bob
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- Dec 6, 2004
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That was Ronaldo. Unless Adriano did it too.
I predict that if he signed he'll score twice then get sent off for punching GG after our skipper tears him a new one for not tracking back on an isolated occasion.
Greer obsiously then gets sent off for sparking him out cold in retaliation. El Abd contributes by going down heavily in the near vicinity with no apparent contact.
We go on to win 6-2 with Vicente scoring twice, setting up four and spending 25 minutes standing in front of the North Stand roasting their right back like a matador taunting and humiliating a bull.
Greer obsiously then gets sent off for sparking him out cold in retaliation. El Abd contributes by going down heavily in the near vicinity with no apparent contact.
We go on to win 6-2 with Vicente scoring twice, setting up four and spending 25 minutes standing in front of the North Stand roasting their right back like a matador taunting and humiliating a bull.