What do you call two rows of cabbages?
A dual cabbageway
A dual cabbageway
Man went to the doctors.Man went to the doctors.
"What seems to be the trouble?" the doctor asks
"I have a strawberry stuck up my bum" replies the embarrassed patient.
"Ooh, no worries, I have some cream for that!" replied the doctor, rather cheekily.
2 men are fishing, miles away from any TV, mobile signal or radio, and one says to other "Crystal Palace have lost yet again".
His mate isn't surprised in the least, but asked "How the hell do you know that?"
The first man replies "Because it's 5 o'clock".
The fire brigade phones Steve Parish in the early hours of the morning...
"Mr Parish sir, Selhurst is on fire!" "The cups! Save the cups!" cries Steve. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
i've corrected it for you, or was thinking...
The Fire Brigade notices a fire at Selhurst....They just left it.
i've corrected it for you, or was thinking...
The Fire Brigade notices a fire at Selhurst....They just left it.
Imagine my surprise when I noticed myself in the background of a picture on the front cover of the NME, of REM at an awards show I attended. That's me in the corner...
i've corrected it for you, or was thinking...
The Fire Brigade notices a fire at Selhurst....They just left it.
Dont give up the day job
Ahh see that's where we differ...I work in an office whereas I would not consider going round to people houses asking if they want their driveways tarmacced a "job" whereas you do.
The fire brigade phones Steve Parish in the early hours of the morning...
"Mr Parish sir, Selhurst is on fire! - Do you want us to try to save the cups?" asks the fireman "Uh" say Parish "Don't worry, we never got around to replacing the contents of the canteen after our last administration"