Lindfield by the Pond
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Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One says to the other - can you smell fish?
One says to the other - can you smell fish?
When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they? - Bob Monkhouse
A Brighton fan walks past a shop and sees the video "Brighton - The Glory Years". He goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper. "That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear??" "Well it's a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!!
What’s the height of optimism?
England batsman putting on sunscreen.
This doesn't make sense as they would need sunscreen when fielding!!!
Did you hear about the hypochondriac who went to a champagne party?
I'm sorry LB it's not the same low standard as the other offerings, you'll have to explain it.
What do you call a Reindeer with no eyes?
No Idea
What do you call a Reindeer with no eyes or legs?
Still no Idea
I had to think about it for a while - Sham - Pain.
Did you hear about the Scotsman who dropped a 5p? It hit him on the back of the head.
......What’s the height of optimism?
England batsman putting on sunscreen.