Joke - Unfunny

[Uncle Buck]

But if I have to put up with them on email then I can inflict them on you lot;

Ned Joke..................


Wee Billy from Castlemilk always wanted to look cool. His friend told him that he needed a good designer pair of trainers to go with his shell suit.

Billy saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty bottles of Bucky and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.

Proudly, he strutted down the street calling out to all the passers
by "see my new trainers? Cool, eh?"

One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that they were indeed a fine pair of trainers but was young Billy aware that he had a lace undone?

Billy scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a trailing lace and that on the sole of the trainer there were instructions for the wearer to do such a thing. When asked for proof of this instruction, Billy took off his trainer and held it upside down forthe disbeliever to rea! d. "There y'are! It clearly says ....

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[Easy 10]

Well, I suppose I was given fair warning in the thread title.

 

[Hiney]

Well, I suppose I was given fair warning in the thread title.

Indeed.

The 47 people who have viewed this thread and NOT admitted it should be named and shamed

 

[Everest]

You certainly can't be sued over the Trade Descriptions Act.

 

[Faldo]

*gobsmacked*

 

[Trufflehound]

You certainly can't be sued over the Trade Descriptions Act.

Unlike the shoe manufacturers - you can bet they were really made in mainland China.

 

[Redhead]

Thats a minute of my life i'm never getting back

 

[Albion Rob]

Possibly the worst joke I have ever heard/read.

Good work Piers.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Possibly the worst joke I have ever heard/read.

Good work Piers.

Blame Ayrshire NHS.

 

[Lokki 7]

You certainly can't be sued over the Trade Descriptions Act.

Not true. The title of "Joke" implies an amusing story or anecdote.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Not true. The title of "Joke" implies an amusing story or anecdote.

And this was neither

 

[The Large One]

My go then...


What does someone with two left feet wear?

Flip-flips.

 

[Lokki 7]

And this was neither

That's what I said.

 

[zefarelly]

shocking

 

[Biscuit]

I need a shower.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I thought it was f***ing funny...

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

 

[Barnet Seagull]

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

what do you call a frenchman in sandals.......philipe feelop

 

[sir danny cullip]

what do you call a frenchman in sandals.......philipe feelop

I read the first one and thought that was bad....