Uncle Buck
Ghost Writer
- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
But if I have to put up with them on email then I can inflict them on you lot;
Ned Joke..................
Wee Billy from Castlemilk always wanted to look cool. His friend told him that he needed a good designer pair of trainers to go with his shell suit.
Billy saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty bottles of Bucky and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.
Proudly, he strutted down the street calling out to all the passers
by "see my new trainers? Cool, eh?"
One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that they were indeed a fine pair of trainers but was young Billy aware that he had a lace undone?
Billy scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a trailing lace and that on the sole of the trainer there were instructions for the wearer to do such a thing. When asked for proof of this instruction, Billy took off his trainer and held it upside down forthe disbeliever to rea! d. "There y'are! It clearly says ....
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Ned Joke..................
Wee Billy from Castlemilk always wanted to look cool. His friend told him that he needed a good designer pair of trainers to go with his shell suit.
Billy saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty bottles of Bucky and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.
Proudly, he strutted down the street calling out to all the passers
by "see my new trainers? Cool, eh?"
One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that they were indeed a fine pair of trainers but was young Billy aware that he had a lace undone?
Billy scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a trailing lace and that on the sole of the trainer there were instructions for the wearer to do such a thing. When asked for proof of this instruction, Billy took off his trainer and held it upside down forthe disbeliever to rea! d. "There y'are! It clearly says ....
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>>Taiwan !!!!!
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