I've taken 2 female contraceptive pills

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

And now I'm a bit worried. Any medical buffs know what's likely to happen to me? My friends have been teasing me all day with scare stories ranging from I'm gonna grow breasts to becoming completely infertile

 

[Gotsmanov]

Infertility is a possibility. You need to 'do a DTES' to counter-act the pills.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Shit. What a plum I am.

What's a DTES?

 

[Gotsmanov]

'A DTES' - Wait for JBL to cum in a girl's mouth, then snog the bird.

 

[JAMC]

How the f*** you done that

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Isn't that called a snowball, Gots?

 

[bhaexpress]

You know, you could develope breasts, then you'll be eligable to support Palarse.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Wow, my very own breasts

 

[Turkey]

You muppet Daniel.

 

[bhaexpress]

Still, it will help you with your period pains.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I need to stop going to the Event and getting trollied. Say GayFC Womble and young Giblet in there last night, in fact I set Gibbles up with some 45yr woman did I not?! How was she Rich, was she grey all over?

 

[DTES]

Infertility is a possibility. You need to 'do a DTES' to counter-act the pills.

For sake.

 

[fatboy]

You could make a living as a portable sperm bank DTES.

 

[DTES]

I think we're still all forgetting that Safeway made his own "deposit" into the young lady after I had left.

 

[1889-1945]

And now I'm a bit worried. Any medical buffs know what's likely to happen to me? My friends have been teasing me all day with scare stories ranging from I'm gonna grow breasts to becoming completely infertile

Not being nasty here, But you need help, After reading what you've been upto over the last few months I think you should go and see a Psychitrist.

 

[Blackadder]

1889-1945

I've met Danny Seagull on a number of times and I'd just like to say...........................




























Yep, he needs help!!


Sorry Danny

 

[Juan Albion]

I would think the intake of hormones might mean that you would at last start to grow some pubes, mate. From what I was told, you are a bit short in that department.

Quite how Safeway knows what you look like down there I couldn't say.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I only shaved them because Safeway asked me nicely to?

 

[Citrus]

I'm gonna grow breasts

Nice.

 

[Yorkie]

I'm more concerned about the girl who will be 2 pills short this month and could well be in trouble because the hormone level won't be controlled enough.