I've taken 2 female contraceptive pills

[Juan Albion]

Yorkie, maybe she has a natural contraceptive like my wife - her face.

 

[Braders]

And now I'm a bit worried. Any medical buffs know what's likely to happen to me? My friends have been teasing me all day with scare stories ranging from I'm gonna grow breasts to becoming completely infertile

down some toilet duck you'll be as right as rain



it worked for me !

 

[Yorkie]

Yorkie, maybe she has a natural contraceptive like my wife - her face.

I hope, for your sake, she doesn't read this site

 

[Juan Albion]

I hope, for your sake, she doesn't read this site

I doubt if she's sufficiently literate. I'm afraid I really had to scrape the barrel.

 

[perseus]

Go and see a phycologist. She will tell you to eat a lot of Laver Bread (thats wat they eat in wales).

 

[Sonic]

Get your tits out,
Get your tits out,
Get your tits out for the lads.
Get your tiiiiiits out forrrrr the laaaads!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

In some mad way I kinda thought they might work as an alternate Viagra

 

[Juan Albion]

In some mad way I kinda thought they might work as an alternate Viagra

I guess then that you couldn't get it up on that occasion. Otherwise how would you know it didn't work?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dunno, but they did gave me this strange urge to go shopping, cry a lot and listen to Robbie Williams. Also I swear my arse is 4 sizes bigger now.....

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Look on the bright side Danny you chump. You are probably eligible for the daft bints now.

Juan, I take it you are a big doggy style fan.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Danny,

Must've been a bummer today, the Albion match clashing with the Enders omnibus...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yes shame I couldn't go, I was so looking forward to seeing little Leon's lovely legs

Now, what's this offside rule again?