I've just been hit on the head

[clapham_gull]

..by a large plastic swinging sign that a strong gust of wind detached from the Afro Caribbean and European Beauty Shop and Hair Studio in Clapham High Street as I walked past the shop.

I brushed myself down, returned the said sign and turned down the offer of a complimentary make over as an apology.

Whilst I enter my long recovery, I was wondering whether anyone else has suffered a bizarre random retail outlet related accident whilst shopping.

 

[Billy the Fish]

So you didn't fancy getting an arfo or some cornrows then

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Yes. Got hit by a flying pig's head while walking round a market in Indonesia. Blood everywhere, very nasty

 

[clapham_gull]

So you didn't fancy getting an arfo or some cornrows then

That bit was a joke...




.. I'm ALWAYS in that shop.

 

[clapham_gull]

Yes. Got hit by a flying pig's head while walking round a market in Indonesia. Blood everywhere, very nasty

There's always one who has to have suffered a BETTER accident that yourself.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

There's always one who has to have suffered a BETTER accident that yourself.

Sorry

 

[aftershavedave]

i trod on a frog once while walking down a road in london. yellow stuff and blood all over my foot. beggars belief.

 

[Race]

i trod on a duck in bed this morning!

 

[clapham_gull]

i trod on a frog once while walking down a road in london. yellow stuff and blood all over my foot. beggars belief.

Jesus, were you alright ?

 

[Les Biehn]

I shat myself in a shop once. But I worked there so no chance of some freebies.

 

[aftershavedave]

Jesus, were you alright ?

a lot happier than the frog

 

[eastlondonseagull]

i trod on a duck in bed this morning!

...as you do

 

[Race]

well something made a quacking noise!

 

[Simon Morgan]

a lot happier than the frog

the frog would've gone home with a sore head

 

[bhafc99]

..by a large plastic swinging sign that a strong gust of wind detached from the Afro Caribbean and European Beauty Shop and Hair Studio in Clapham High Street as I walked past the shop.

I brushed myself down, returned the said sign and turned down the offer of a complimentary make over as an apology.

Whilst I enter my long recovery, I was wondering whether anyone else has suffered a bizarre random retail outlet related accident whilst shopping.

You realise that if this was America (and we're increasingly heading that way), you could have sued them for several billion dollars and been rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Oh my God.

I think I've just turned into a Daily Mail editorial.

 

[Springal]

where theres a blame, theres a claim

 

[Race]

she definately blamed me

 

[Gazwag]

well something made a quacking noise!

I think you'd better stop there, news of the world might be watching, you know how they make 28 out of 1+1

 

[*Gullsworth*]

..by a large plastic swinging sign that a strong gust of wind detached from the Afro Caribbean and European Beauty Shop and Hair Studio in Clapham High Street as I walked past the shop.

I brushed myself down, returned the said sign and turned down the offer of a complimentary make over as an apology.

Whilst I enter my long recovery, I was wondering whether anyone else has suffered a bizarre random retail outlet related accident whilst shopping.

Did you have to recover with a pint in SW2?

 

[*Gullsworth*]

i trod on a duck in bed this morning!

Nearly trod on an adder once...........just missed it which was a Plus