I've had upwards of 4 biscuits today

[Jimmy Grimble]

i've bought myself a whole chocolate roulade



well nice

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I REMEMBER Star Bars, horrible concoction of mashed up crispy rice, toffee and peanuts.

YUK.

Tho I regret to say that that they DID make a Yorkie for girls albeit limited edition

So Im afraid a REAL mans bar is the MARATHON. And I REFUSE to call it SNICKERS.

 

[Mendoza]

Today in my draw at work I have a penguin bar and a half eaten pack of Percy pigs.

Which should I eat for BREAKFAST?

 

[Hillian1]

Today in my draw at work I have a penguin bar and a half eaten pack of Percy pigs.

Which should I eat for BREAKFAST?

i may be being a bit thick, but what the f*** are Percy Pigs?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

i may be being a bit thick, but what the f*** are Percy Pigs?

"Foamy" sweets from M&S in the shape of pigs faces.

NOT gay at all.*






*yeah RIGHT.

 

[sam86]

Is it possible to open a bag of Maryland Cookies (double chocolate chip if you wish), without scoffing at least 95% of the packet yourself?

 

[Gus Poyet's inner FLAIR]

You go girl, don't listen to them Spunkberg.
You have INSPIRED me to pop over to the TEXACO up the road to pick up a star bar.

 

[Simster]

Is it possible to open a bag of Maryland Cookies (double chocolate chip if you wish), without scoffing at least 95% of the packet yourself?

I put them in the biscuit tin, make a cup of tea and then take FOUR to dunk.

Crucially I start eating only once I'm sat down in the living room, thereby making it an arseache to go and claim more biscuits from the tin.