I've had upwards of 4 biscuits today

[CHAPPERS]

And a Yorkie.

 

[The Large One]

Did she notice?

 

[Braders]

normal or raisin and biscuit?

saying that do they make raisin and biscuit ones anymore? or have they gone the way of the Mint wispa?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

what biscuits have you had?

 

[public school boy]

Over weight?

 

[CHAPPERS]

what biscuits have you had?

They were all these weird kinda shortbready buttery biscuits that we get at meetings at work, alongside yer choccy ones and ones with raisins in. We've not had any meetings for a while so all the good ones have gone hence I've had 4 buttery ones.

The Yorkie is the best part about this story, why not ask about that?

 

[Easy 10]

I've got a packet of TUC biscuits in my drawer, they're the 'cheese sandwich' ones.
I thought I liked them, but I've gone right off them now. Too dry.

Hush hush, eye to eye.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

They were all these weird kinda shortbready buttery biscuits that we get at meetings at work, alongside yer choccy ones and ones with raisins in. We've not had any meetings for a while so all the good ones have gone hence I've had 4 buttery ones.

The Yorkie is the best part about this story, why not ask about that?

yeah, i mean, the yorkie IS impressive, and i do love a yorkie because it makes me feel really MACHO, did it make you feel MACHO aswell?

i was just interested in the biscuits, hence i asked, IS THAT OK?!

 

[The Large One]

The Yorkie is the best part about this story, why not ask about that?

I did.

 

[CHAPPERS]

yeah, i mean, the yorkie IS impressive, and i do love a yorkie because it makes me feel really MACHO, did it make you feel MACHO aswell?

i was just interested in the biscuits, hence i asked, IS THAT OK?!

It did make me feel MACHO, yes, though it wasn't anywhere as BIG MAN as I was hoping, have they shrunk them or have I grown?

Fair enough if the bisuit talk aroused you, I shouldn't have questioned your jibber jabber. Sorry.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Yorkie's are shit. The Star Bar is what the real Men are consuming.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009/06/25/cadburystarbarireland_1.jpg

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Yorkie's are shit. The Star Bar is what the real Men are consuming.

what?! yorkie's are the best choice for a MAN because they are specifically NOT FOR GIRLS

 

[CHAPPERS]

I did.

Yeah but you're taking the right piss. You knew I was talking about a chocolate bar and not a person.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Star Bars may look a bit girly but they are bastard hard to eat 2 of. Go on I challenge you.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

It did make me feel MACHO, yes, though it wasn't anywhere as BIG MAN as I was hoping, have they shrunk them or have I grown?

Fair enough if the bisuit talk aroused you, I shouldn't have questioned your jibber jabber. Sorry.

1. perhaps your hands have grown?

2. that's ok

 

[CHAPPERS]

What the f*** is a Star Bar?

Sounds like some 80's shit to me.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Oh My days Chappers

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The Texan was pretty manly but alas they are no more.

" A mans gotta chew, what a mans gotta chew ".

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a star bar is something that girls eat

whereas girls aren't ALLOWED to eat yorkie's, because it's the law