I've been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet (lots of Paedo jokes)

[Fazz62]

How do you know when your sister's started her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

Safeway

Did your dad's dick ever taste funny when you were growing up?

 

[otk]

It's all going a bit Festen

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Disappointed that the only photos are of some tumbleweed and a man trying to relieve himself on some tumbleweed. The attachment icon was misleading

 

[Nottseagull]

Disappointed that the only photos are of some tumbleweed and a man trying to relieve himself on some tumbleweed. The attachment icon was misleading

attachment icon ??

If junior asks for pics of tumbleweed, that's exactly what he'll get

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I am also an English graduate, but due to the nuances of the English language, you don't need me to tell you that has two meanings

I don't like nuances: sodding paedo scum!

 

[Buzzer]

Pics?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

My uncle was a really shit ventriloquist. He used to stick two fingers up my arse and told me not to say anything...

 

[Safeway]

Safeway

Did your dad's dick ever taste funny when you were growing up?

Not as funny as your dad's!

 

[hitony]

Call me narrow minded.

I will do the name change for you, in a while, bit busy at the mo

 

[magoo]

what's the main cause of paedophilia?

sexy kids!

 

[1067Seagull]

Call me narrow minded, but that is appalling.

i agree, should do her up the traidsmans insted Not that i do that to my sister, or adrie,s, though i did get a cloth tit from her last chrismas when she was drunk and b4 she realized it was me

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm gutted Woolworths has closed down, will especially miss the Pick n Mix.

Now where am I supposed to get my bait?

 

[El Presidente]

Can you imagine the BINFEST if Harty came out with anything from this thread?

 

[jcdenton08]

@ thread. Lots of really shit posts in the middle, mind.

A man and a kid are walking into the woods at night, the further they go, the darker it's getting until eventually, the kid turns and says "I'm really scared..." The man shrugs: "YOU’RE scared? I've got to walk out of here by myself!"

 

[Garage_Doors]

What silver sits and the end of childrens beds and scars them.

Gary Glitters boots.

 

[Superphil]

I do hope there are no under 16 Albion fans reading this, what would they make of this shit

 

[Easy 10]

I'd say they probably think their chances are in.

 

[Nottseagull]

Disappointed that the only photos are of some tumbleweed and a man trying to relieve himself on some tumbleweed. The attachment icon was misleading

 

[shaolinpunk]

 

[Nottseagull]

Phew! That's a relief! Thought I might end up on the Sex Offenders' Register for downloading that