I've been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet (lots of Paedo jokes)

[Mendoza]

whats the best thing about shagging twenty eight year olds


theres twenty of them

 

[magoo]

A guy comes home from work and his girlfriend is sitting on the front step with her packed bags sitting next to her. "What you doing?" he asks her.
"I heard you were a paedophile" she answers.
"That's a mighty big word for a 10 year old" he says.

 

[Soton Seagull]

(Repeated a joke from earlier)

 

[ali jenkins]

Whats the best thing about shagging Twenty Four year olds?


Theres 20 of them

 

[otk]

Whats the best thing about shagging Twenty Four year olds?


Theres 20 of them

Tsk tsk!

It's 'What's...' and 'There's....'

 

[Mendoza]

Is it wrong to specifically breed pigs to ween paedophiles off of children?

 

[Juan Albion]

Tsk tsk!

It's 'What's...' and 'There's....'

'There are' surely?

 

[NMH]

What's the worst thing about shagging twenty one year-olds?

There's only one of them.

Wait..... I don't geddit.....

 

[Juan Albion]

I don't get any.....

That's because you are too ugly.

 

[NMH]

She's funny, sexy and flirty.

Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.

How cool is that at her age?

She wants shagging, Buzz.
Arrange to meet for a quickie

 

[Questions]

She wants shagging, Buzz.
Arrange to meet for a quickie

She`ll have the uniform and everything Buzzer.

 

[Nottseagull]

Pics?

...

 

[otk]

'There are' surely?

I think 'There is twenty of them' is valid

It might be 'is' is used for inanimate objects and 'are' is for persons?

Perhaps an English graduate could adjudicate

 

[Juan Albion]

I think 'There is twenty of them' is valid

It might be 'is' is used for inanimate objects and 'are' is for persons?

Perhaps an English graduate could adjudicate

I am an English graduate.

 

[otk]

I am an English graduate.

I am also an English graduate, but due to the nuances of the English language, you don't need me to tell you that has two meanings

 

[Nottseagull]

I think 'There is twenty of them' is valid

It might be 'is' is used for inanimate objects and 'are' is for persons?

Even saying there is a number of them is dodgy English, even though "number" is singular. The other one is worse; I have never heard this. Could you quote an example?

 

[otk]

Even saying there is a number of them is dodgy English, even though "number" is singular. The other one is worse; I have never heard this. Could you quote an example?

It was something I just thought of and is probably, if not definitely, wrong

That's why I asked for an adjudication

 

[Safeway]

How do you know when your sister's started her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

 

[Nottseagull]

It was something I just thought of and is probably, if not definitely, wrong

That's why I asked for an adjudication

Excellent! I am a humble proof reader, judging two English graduates

 

[Nottseagull]

How do you know when your sister's started her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

Call me narrow minded, but that is appalling.