It's the little things that annoy you the most.

[Stat Brother]

For me, for starters, it's people, well blokes, who constantly walk around with their blue-tooth thingy still round their ear.

I play 5 a side & have done for years, every game they kick off first & we defend the same goal.
Last week it all got changed around & I couldn't cope, insisting we changed ends & they kicked off.

Remember it has to be little & in an ideal world irrelevant.

 

[The Large One]

Didgeridoos.

Not that they're that little.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

three quarter length trousers

 

[Soul Finger]

three quarter length trousers

Yes! Aren't they rank?

 

[Goodfella]

Yes! Aren't they rank?

Why? i like a breeze to my nether regions whilst it's hot, nothing worse than sweaty bollocks

 

[Goodfella]

For me, for starters, it's people, well blokes, who constantly walk around with their blue-tooth thingy still round their ear.
.

Makes the wearer feel special, like he's a security guard or something.

I think it does make him look 'Special'

 

[scooter1]

Mens sandals, not the leather slip on variety(Beirkenstock et al) but those made by the likes of Nike and Merrell, marketed as trainers for the open toed. Now i'm sure they're very comfortable and I know loads of people that wear them, but they just give me a sudden urge to TREAD ON THEIR f***ing TOES!!!!!!

 

[gullshark]

crocs

 

[scooter1]

crocs

Yep, them too!

 

[Jimbo26]

If you see someone wearing socks & sandals.....SHOUT one thing........TWATHEAD !!!!!

 

[scooter1]

If you see someone wearing socks & sandals.....SHOUT one thing........TWATHEAD !!!!!

f***ing right!! If you need to wear socks then you to wear shoes, not sporting sandals - KNOBS!!

 

[NMH]

three quarter length trousers

Yes, yes, they are extremely ga........ french.

I don't like these recent phrases "needs must" or "bless".

 

[Uncle C]

That couple who appear just before Coronation Street advertising cream eggs - the same f***ing rank puns every advert - but I dont let it get to me

 

[Stat Brother]

The Geordie woman on the Picture Loans advert.

Accidently opening a crisp packet from the wrong end.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Queues!

Whenever I have a choice of two, the one I PLUMP for always goes slower!

 

[South Yarra Seagull]

people who drive really slowly behind you in a car park hoping to take your spot.

i ALWAYS take the long way round and then fanny about in my car for ages before i leave, SPECIFICALLY to annoy them.

or is that just an Aussie thing?

 

[bhaexpress]

I was in a supermarket the other day trying to get some bananas. There was some old dear in front of me who was going over every bunch and feeling them taking one at a time from a bunch that she liked. Bit annoying but then I thought how selfish of me. Poor old dear probably has to watch every penny so doesn't want to waste money of a bad banana. It might seem trivial but I was actually annoyed at myself.

 

[Gully]

I had one worse than that bhaexpress, I was waiting to get at the apples, the bloke in front of me was picking them up then chucking them back if he didn't like the look of them. I challenged him and asked if he really had to do that, his response was that it was not his problem, to which I replied that indeed it wasn't but was for those who came along later and bought bruised fruit....twattwattwat!

 

[bhaexpress]

I had one worse than that bhaexpress, I was waiting to get at the apples, the bloke in front of me was picking them up then chucking them back if he didn't like the look of them. I challenged him and asked if he really had to do that, his response was that it was not his problem, to which I replied that indeed it wasn't but was for those who came along later and bought bruised fruit....twattwattwat!

The old woman I could understand but it was a bit annoying. Your bloke sounds like a complete tosser though. Hope he eats a worm.

 

[Superphil]

If you see someone wearing socks & sandals.....SHOUT one thing........TWATHEAD !!!!!

Now I agree 100%, however, recently I was trying on a pair of Merrel sandles, and I had socks on as I was wearing shoes. So I kept them on as a courtesy as I tried on the sandles, boy oh boy, was they comfy or what? I can understand why people do it.

But I agree, and I wouldn Never do it myself, ever.