The Large One
Who's Next?
...when all the horrible little brats in the neighbourhood dress up in black, make a horrible racket, and beg for treats. No, it's the re-formation of the junior fan club of The Cure, it's...
f***ing HALLOWE'EN
This horrible recent Americanisation of an utterly pointless day really gets on my tits - and believe me, my tits are quite large. 'Trick or Treat, Mister' comes the high-pitched squeal from the nasty little bastards who unwelcomely come knocking on my door for the 53rd time this evening. Aaaarrrggghhh! Why is it these glorified beggars are allowed to knock on your door, demand a 'treat', and failing that insist on giving you a 'trick'? Talk about teaching them young about extortion and racketeering.
It should be, you give them a 'treat' or a 'trick'. And I for one will be lining up my own trick. I have one of those SuperSoaker™ bazooka things, and I am going to fill it with petrol. You can guess the rest. If Mummy, Daddy or Cressida the Social Worker happens to be with them, and they are smoking a fag - well, c'est la vie.
Know what I mean?
f***ing HALLOWE'EN
This horrible recent Americanisation of an utterly pointless day really gets on my tits - and believe me, my tits are quite large. 'Trick or Treat, Mister' comes the high-pitched squeal from the nasty little bastards who unwelcomely come knocking on my door for the 53rd time this evening. Aaaarrrggghhh! Why is it these glorified beggars are allowed to knock on your door, demand a 'treat', and failing that insist on giving you a 'trick'? Talk about teaching them young about extortion and racketeering.
It should be, you give them a 'treat' or a 'trick'. And I for one will be lining up my own trick. I have one of those SuperSoaker™ bazooka things, and I am going to fill it with petrol. You can guess the rest. If Mummy, Daddy or Cressida the Social Worker happens to be with them, and they are smoking a fag - well, c'est la vie.
Know what I mean?
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