Is this the best movie line ever uttered ?

[Huple]

Shove it up my arse and shoot your jizz big boy - Debbie does Dallas

 

[vegster]

Shove it up my arse and shoot your jizz big boy - Debbie does Dallas

how could she say that with her mouth full ?

 

[Dover]

"You're a big man but you're out of shape, for me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."

Is no1 without a doubt....

 

[Dover]

"But Freddie, everybody in the world is bent..."


Noel Coward in The Italian Job

Is No2....

 

[Dover]

and no3 is...

"You're only supposed to blow the bloddy doors off!"

 

[Stevie Boy]

'Roads, Were we are going we dont need roads'

 

[Northstander]

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Devito: Goodfellas

Thread Closed

 

[Garage_Doors]

Where's yer tool ?
What tool ?

This f***ing tool.

Best ever, classic.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Or From Snatch.
If the dog catches the hare, the hare gets f***ed,
What..........proper f***ed

 

[seagully]

"You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seein' double."

"I have two guns. One for each of ya"

- Doc Holliday

Good shout. Great film.

'I'm your huckleberry'

 

[seagully]

"Even Beethoven had his critics. See if you can name three of them........"

Chopper

 

[Nottseagull]

" What we have got here is a failure to communicate "

The line spoken by Luke, and not the Prison Governor, I presume!

 

[Nottseagull]

Where's yer tool ?
What tool ?

This f***ing tool.

Best ever, classic.

I haven't seen Scum since it was on at the cinema c.1980, but I remembered that line straight away!

Reminds me of That's not a knife. Now that's a Knife!
YouTube - Is That a Knife

 

[pasty]

'Roads, Were we are going we dont need roads'

Shit quality, but....

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[Captain Haddock]

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Devito: Goodfellas

Thread Closed

Devito?!

(Joe Pesci)

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Not PC but...

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[R. Slicker]

Do you know what "nemesis" means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Better quotes from Spinal Tap:

1>
David St. Hubbins:

To tour manager - "It's not your job to be as confused as Nigel."

2>
Nigel: (regarding Elvis' gravestone) Really puts everything in perspective, doesn't it?

David: Too much bl**dy perspective, that's what I think.

It's "Too much f***ing perspective", btw.

 

[k2bluesky]

'Go ahead punk, make my day!
.............. and I'd have given anything to see that kid in the bar with De Vito in 'Goodfellas' (mentioned earlier) after he gets shot in the foot, reach behind the bar, pickup a shotgun and blow De Vito's character in half. Cue a new thread - re-write scenes from films!!?

 

[Easy 10]

Good shout. Great film.

'I'm your huckleberry'

One of my all time faves. So many great lines in that film.



"Well, are you gonna do somethin' ? Or are you just gonna stand there n' bleed ?"

"Where's Wyatt ?"
"Here's over there. Walkin' on the water"

"Why Ringo, what an ugly thing to say. If I thought you wern't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it".