Is this the best movie line ever uttered ?

[Simster]

Just about any single line out of Pulp Fiction

I think this is my favourite:

Punchy: Are you OK?
Marcellus Wallace: No man...I'm pretty fuckin' far from OK.


(just after Marcellus had been shagged up the arse by Zed)

 

[Simster]

"I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle"

f***ing QUALLA.

 

[Kosh]

"... Get three coffins ready..."

"... My mistake, four coffins."

YouTube - Get three coffins ready

or...

"When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said: the man with the pistol would be a dead man... let's see if that's true..."

YouTube -

Or indeed...

"I like big fat men like you... when they fall down they make more noise, and sometimes they never get up..."

 

[seagully]

One of my all time faves. So many great lines in that film.



"Well, are you gonna do somethin' ? Or are you just gonna stand there n' bleed ?"

"Where's Wyatt ?"
"Here's over there. Walkin' on the water"

"Why Ringo, what an ugly thing to say. If I thought you wern't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it".

"Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest..."

 

[Easy 10]

"Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest..."

"Alright Ike - you die first. Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe."

 

[k2bluesky]

'Go ahead punk, make my day!
.............. and I'd have given anything to see that kid in the bar with De Vito in 'Goodfellas' (mentioned earlier) after he gets shot in the foot, reach behind the bar, pickup a shotgun and blow De Vito's character in half. Cue a new thread - re-write scenes from films!!?

Sorry that should be Jo Pesci's character.

 

[Mellotron]

It's "Too much f***ing perspective", btw.

Darn it! Couldn't remember which of the two it was.

Apologies.

 

[Common as Mook]

Yipeeekayayyyyyy Mother Fucker.

 

[Bones]

'I give us about twenty minutes before our first ass raping'



rOAD tRIP

 

[Bones]

"Like warm apple pie."


American Pie

 

[seagully]

"Alright Ike - you die first. Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe."

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone's walked over your grave."

With most of these lines its Val Kilmer's superb delivery that makes them so good. He is truly awesome in Tombstone.

 

[Insider]

YouTube - Any Given Sunday - Peace by Inches - Pacino

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

a few contenders from the movie-fest that is Monty Python

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!"

"IIIIII fart in ur general direction. Your mother was a hmaster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!"

"I wave my private parts at your aunties you cheesy lot of second-hand-electric-donkey-bottom-biters!!"

Maybe not the most well known, but certainly awesome imo.

 

[element]

Federal agent to Nicholas Cage in Con Air:

'What are you going to do?...........'

NC:

'What do you think I'm going to do? I'm going to save the fuckin' day.........'

Top dialogue

 

[Questions]

how could she say that with her mouth full ?

When I saw it it had subtitles

 

[Taybha]

Half time hutch half time

 

[champion7]

"Ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light"

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?"

Good call

I also like from the same film.... "How about a nice warm mug of SHUT THE HELL UP?"

 

[csider]

do you mind if i dance with youre date??

the huge spade in animal house when they go on a road trip.

 

[csider]

i love the smell of napalm in the morning.