Is this POSSIBLE?

[El Presidente]

http://www.atlnightspots.com/2011/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

 

[Gully]

Sounds like a right load of toss to me!

 

[El Presidente]

I suspect we can find an appropriate smillie for him though

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

At least he died doing what he loves most....

 

[tezz79]

Well I'm still here

 

[LadySeagull]

How can it be right - 42 times - who would have been counting?!

 

[hart's shirt]

Only 42 times? No great shakes.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

What a wanker....

 

[El Presidente]

Perhaps The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy was wrong.

42 is STILL the answer to the question of the universe, but the question should be revised to 'What is the maximum number of times you can bash the bishop before dying?'

Personally I have never managed more than five without producing DUST.

 

[Seagulls4life]

42 times?! That's mental.

 

[Garage_Doors]

How is it that it always you that find these stories what were you actually searching for when you came across it.

 

[Mackenzie]

What killed him then? Dehydration

 

[brightn'ove]

Load of old wank

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

How can it be right - 42 times - who would have been counting?!

Indeed! Unless he filmed himself doing it?!

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Not sure anyone has pulled off a decent pun yet

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Can you die from too much masturbation? - Yahoo! Answers

 

[mune ni kamome]

What killed him then? Dehydration

He went blind and fell off a cliff

 

[Mackenzie]

He went blind and fell off a cliff

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

Not sure anyone has pulled off a decent pun yet

 

[Biscuit]

Came too early. Gone to soon. RIP.