Is this POSSIBLE?

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

You should ask a palarse fan. For they're just a bunch of wankers.

 

[ArcticBlue]

How can it be right - 42 times - who would have been counting?!

After number 41 his mum told him to stop but he carried on regardless. Silly boy.

 

[Kazenga <3]

must have a penis like a pepperami

 

[Hillian1]

Do you think someone should warn Danny Seagull?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Do you think someone should warn Danny Seagull?

Danny Seagull had a lucky escape , he only got up to 38.

 

[looney]

Do you think someone should warn Danny Seagull?

I think Danny only has a couple of wanks a day, they both tend to last about 8 hours each.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Perhaps he misunderstood the term 'Choke the chicken' and died of bird flu

 

[Fungus]

Will they be able to close the coffin lid?

 

[Fef]

I wonder how many boxes of Kleenex he got through, that's assuming he didn't possess 21 pairs of socks.

 

[Bean]

How do they even know it was 42 times ?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Did'nt even make 99 change hands............

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

How do they even know it was 42 times ?

His mum was counting......

 

[John Bumlick]

now when his mum leaves the house she has to beat off all the reporters waiting to interview her.

 

[Beach Hut]

Surely Guppy holds the record ?

 

[Giraffe]

Do they mean he died in the embarrassment sense? Because his mum was next to him counting?

 

[gullshark]

Must admit, it's the texture physics of a woman that *really* gets me going.

 

[Crackpot]

It must have been hard on the family. Him meeting such a sticky end and all.

Then again,he should have got Stephen Hawking to pull him off.That would have been a stroke of genius.

 

[WeAreTheAlbion]

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Tragic to shuffle off this mortal coil so young , still at least he made a good fist of life whilst alive.

 

[Falkor]

Can you die from too much masturbation? - Yahoo! Answers

There have been some cases where a girl was masturbating on a broomstick and fell on it, and she died.

splinters