Is Seagullible a sex God?

[jonnyboylennon]

Discuss.

 

[Italiaseagull]

He's on the sex offenders list, so must be.

 

[dwayne]

He's on the sex offenders list, so must be.

we can safely assume that's post of the day.

The boy gullible,loves the female form in all shapes, colours, forms, sizes........

 

[Seagullible]

He's on the sex offenders list, so must be.

OI just cos Your side burns have an odd effect on me!

 

[tinx]

Thats it everyone abuse Seagullible, keeps them away form me for a while.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Pete is a lovely bloke, got a lot of time for him.


tinx on the other hand......

 

[tinx]

Pete is a lovely bloke, got a lot of time for him.


tinx on the other hand......

Ginger Tosser

 

[CHAPPERS]

Only kidding tinx, i'll stop now.

Luv ya baby.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Come on Pete, or do you want me to tell them about your sordid antics?




Fair play though


Did you get through the whole bag or not?

 

[BrightonBird]

So it's pick on Pete day today is it? (and tinx as well)?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did something happen with those birds in the Font on saturday or did he finally have his wicked way with BAG like he said he would.....

 

[Herman Munster]

I'll never forget when he shagged that Croydon bint.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

So it's pick on Pete day today is it? (and tinx as well)?

Every day is 'pick on tinx' day.

I dont know what he expects, the closet-poof baileys drinkin CHISLA

 

[Seagullible]

I'll never forget when he shagged that Croydon bint.

Don't remember any croydon bint but will admit to a lovely evening in the company of a rather sexy young lady. I'm a gentleman and will only admit to a rather drunk JBL bursting on a quiet conversation over a cup of tea!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Yes, thats right folks, Seagullible used his sizable charms to pull my very own flatmate on saturday.

I therefore came in after about a thousand pints and a ruby murray to find Pete bollock naked in my house, requesting condoms.


Seagulls win, England qualify, cop off.....

Good day Peter?

 

[tinx]

one question was she fit?

 

[Herman Munster]

was she fit? It doesn't matter to Pete!

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Well Artois told her she looks like Neve Campbell.

 

[Seagullible]

there's a lot more than looks to this lady and I'll set the record straight by pointing out I wasn't stark bollock naked - she was having a look at my dodgy knee so had to take my trousers off

 

[Trotster]

yeah, yeah - likely story pete!!!!!