Is it sick to laugh at this?

[Sheebo]

You are clearly referring to me, having the temerity to suggest that your assertion that the referee "bottled it" when he refused to give Lampards goal was a load of bollocks.

Actually, there can't be many who actually agree with you. I'll bet most people just put it down as an honest but absurd mistake.

Personally I wonder whether you might have a bit of an agenda against me yourself, Sheebo, for reasons I'm not going to go into but for which you know full well.

Don't be so damn paronoid I thought we got on very well till yesterday!

But yes I did mean you and some others. I think calling it an 'honest but absurd' mistake is fair Sim and I admire you for using that terminology. I just felt a little small by having a number of people having a pop from what was a quick of the wall comment I made. On reflection (and as stupid as it is) I felt a bit upset by it (yes I know it's just a message board but I don't like bad taste in mouth)...

My views on football are often tainted by my love for my teams (Albion & England) and I know that - but I never want that to change cos that's why I consider myself a supporter and fan. I know I bite sometimes on Eng issues but c'est la vie.

With regards to the agenda thing I assure you 100% not - that was sorted at the time and the line was drawn under that a long time ago. I thought things were fine but you did have a pop at me yesterday I felt.

 

[Sheebo]

Why not? Bottled it have you?

Clearly my terminology of the phrase 'bottled it' is slightly different to others - and as I said it was an off the wall comment...

But please don't prove my point here a la yesterday by getting involved cos your mates said something to me and we're discussing it... you may have a kiss too...

 

[Simster]

Excellent.

I may even buy you beer next time I can be arsed to go to an Albion game.





Now back TGC trying to dress this up as condescending, sanctimoneous and schadenfreude.

 

[Sheebo]

Ah, diddums.

Don't know how to take that comment krauty but you can have a kiss too

 

[clippedgull]

A piece of advice: (no one in particular)

If you really want to post an abusive, over the top reply to someone on a forum. Write it out, go really f***ing mental, use every word you want to, but don't push the post button.

Then go and take 30 minutes away from the keyboard, have a relaxing drink of your choice, come back, and delete the message you were going to post.

If you still feel mad, then post it!

 

[Chesney Christ]

While I have been reading this thread, I have been trying to crack open a Pistachio Nut which is entirely sealed up. I've even broken one of thosE staple-remover things in the process. Its driving me bloody mad. Does anyone have any tips? I NEED to open it, its the last one.

 

[Sheebo]

Excellent.

I may even buy you beer next time I can be arsed to go to an Albion game.

Fair play.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Imagine being the first police officer on the scene.

 

[Sheebo]

A piece of advice: (no one in particular)

If you really want to post an abusive, over the top reply to someone on a forum. Write it out, go really f***ing mental, use every word you want to, but don't push the post button.

Then go and take 30 minutes away from the keyboard, have a relaxing drink of your choice, come back, and delete the message you were going to post.

If you still feel mad, then post it!

That is spot on mate. I do that sometimes. My temper lasts 30 secs if I'm really f***ed off - if I don't post within that 30 secs I usually don't have bitch fights on here...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Imagine being the first police officer on the scene.

Dont worry, I have.

 

[Simster]

While I have been reading this thread, I have been trying to crack open a Pistachio Nut which is entirely sealed up. I've even broken one of thosE staple-remover things in the process. Its driving me bloody mad. Does anyone have any tips? I NEED to open it, its the last one.

I hate it when that happens. I hope it doesn't sound sanctimoneous but I normally give up and throw it in the bin.

 

[Chesney Christ]

I hate it when that happens. I hope it doesn't sound sanctimoneous but I normally give up and throw it in the bin.

You sanctimonious ARSEHOLE.

Fair play for having the willpower to throw it away though. I'm gonna open this motherf*cker if it kills me....

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I hate it when that happens. I hope it doesn't sound sanctimoneous but I normally give up and throw it in the bin.

I chuckled to myself, I get pleasure from the misfortune of others.

 

[Easy 10]

While I have been reading this thread, I have been trying to crack open a Pistachio Nut which is entirely sealed up. I've even broken one of thosE staple-remover things in the process. Its driving me bloody mad. Does anyone have any tips? I NEED to open it, its the last one.

An unopened pistachio nut is the hardest natural substance known to man (some claim it to be diamond, but thats bollocks). Its a little-known fact that the industrial drillbits used to cut through granite when they were building the Channel Tunnel were infused with unopened pistachio nuts. And yet some people still try to crack them open with their TEETH

Do yourself a favour, as Sim says, just bin it.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Dont worry, I have.

And would you:

a) Lock the door, then whip your cock out for a dip with death, or
b) Secure the crime scene?

 

[Acker79]

You sanctimonious ARSEHOLE.

Fair play for having the willpower to throw it away though. I'm gonna open this motherf*cker if it kills me....

If you die from opening a nut, would you be offended if we laugh at you?

 

[CHAPPERS]

This thread is JOKES.

 

[Albumen]

It's a difficult one. I laugh at anything unless I'm personally involved or know the person. f*** it, there's far too much shit in this world to get down about. That said, the link from the the S*n newspaper who mocked and lied about fans dying at a football match in 1989

In Summary:
Don't read or link to the S*n
As for wanking til you die, that some serious porn she was watching.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Another wankfest thread.

Appropriate choice of words there, unc...

 

[Lokki 7]

But please don't prove my point here a la yesterday by getting involved cos your mates said something to me and we're discussing it... you may have a kiss too...

If you don't want people to get involved then may I suggest you don't post your discussions on a public message board. Just a thought.

Oh, and kiss kiss too sweetie.