Is it EVER possible to do a .....

[Brighton till i die]

..... POO without some wee coming out??

I have never managed such a feat - just now, i had a turtle neck poking out my tea towel holder. Got in the loo at work (nice), laid my 4 squares of paper down the back, 3 squares down either side, put some MORE paper down the loo to avoid big splashes shooting up my ring piece (not on a Friday thanx!) and began.....

...now i was busting for a numero dos, but NO WAY did i need a wee.....

....what happens, i sit there for 27 seconds and before my over due log passed through i HAD to wee - its like it has right of way or something. Mr poo did not want to know until his liquid brother had gone first.

So wierd.

has anyone ever managed a poo without a wee hitching a ride?

 

[John Dorian]

ABSOLUTELY brilliant thread, and I CANNOT believe it has not had a response when even the idiot with the WINDOW-LICKING dog has !!!

Giving the thread some thought, I have never had a numero dos without a numero uno...its like there as an unwritten body LAW that does not permit a brownie to take place over a yellowie...

On a seperate issue, how good are GHOST poos, where NO WIPEAGE is required...they are a rare treat and I LOVE THEM !!!

 

[The Large One]

I don't care as long as it all ends up in the potty, shortly before being flushed away to the McDonalds' packing factory.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Giving the thread some thought, I have never had a numero dos without a numero uno...its like there as an unwritten body LAW that does not permit a brownie to take place over a yellowie...

On a seperate issue, how good are GHOST poos, where NO WIPEAGE is required...they are a rare treat and I LOVE THEM !!!

It must be "body law" - it sucks - sometimes i really try not to wee, and its a little battle in the bog... until in the end my shaft gives way and the yellow stuff flows freely - jammy fuckers!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I don't care as long as it all ends up in the potty, shortly before being flushed away to the McDonalds' packing factory.

I try to save on my carbon footprint by using the facilities within the restaurant - the McShitter.

 

[One True BHA]

it is not possible. many a time have i gone for a wee, afterwards to realise that i also need a poo. i sit down for a poo and it does not come out until a little weewee (a second piss in as many minutes) has left my body.

i have also tried holding in a wee whilst trying to push out a log but it never works

 

[User removed 4]

Has anybody ever piled so much paper to avoid splashback,and the said log has been so huge , that it has basically curled round upon itself and ended up touching your arse cheeks ? Just wondered like.

 

[Taybha]

Im just lucky i can do a wee wee without shitting myself,so i cant comment.

 

[John Dorian]

even if it is a little dribble, it is impossible. I just got caught with the standard standing up for a piss and needing a shit....so i pushed as hard as much piss out as I could....waited a second...then tried again til I felt empty then sat on the throne, and didnt go until a little piss-piss was let out. I was FURIOUS !!

 

[Brighton till i die]

even if it is a little dribble, it is impossible. I just got caught with the standard standing up for a piss and needing a shit....so i pushed as hard as much piss out as I could....waited a second...then tried again til I felt empty then sat on the throne, and didnt go until a little piss-piss was let out. I was FURIOUS !!

ha ha ha - it will NEVER work - the body know's the back door wants some action so it saves the smallest dribble of piss in a hidden sack...then as you unload the log and are off gaurd it releases this little dribble.

i am sure its done purposely to wind people up!

 

[One True BHA]

anybody ever had a tommy whilst pooing?

 

[Taybha]

Thats just fukin sick man!! wats it like??

 

[Mendoza]

is it possible to shit whilst sitting on the bog but sitting the other way?? i.e. back to front?

 

[John Dorian]

Thats just fukin sick man!! wats it like??

Horrible, the tommy action creates a horrible air-resistance around the chocolate starfish which is just WRONG !!

 

[John Dorian]

is it possible to shit whilst sitting on the bog but sitting the other way?? i.e. back to front?

FABULOUS IDEA. Never tried it, but I really hope I need a shit soon to test this out !!!

 

[One True BHA]

Thats just fukin sick man!! wats it like??

it's quite hard to keep it up as the poo smell and general idea of it is a little off putting.

i imagine it would be one of them things you do when you get carried away and as soon as you finish you think "what have i done... "

 

[Mendoza]

FABULOUS IDEA. Never tried it, but I really hope I need a shit soon to test this out !!!

it has all the potential for going wrong, surely your legs will be open wider and maybe the poo hole raised slightly, meaning that there is scope for missing the bowl completely and decorating the unsuspecting floor?

 

[Brighton till i die]

is it possible to shit whilst sitting on the bog but sitting the other way?? i.e. back to front?

straddling?

what the f*** is wrong with you man...

 

[Taybha]

Im a tad worried that this site may not be the place for me to widen my knowledge of all things blue and white,b4 last week i thought a chocolate starfish was just that and to be eaten in moderation,at least my fears have been alayed that i should be locked up alone in a tiny room,as it seems im nowere near as mental as i thought after reading some of these threads

 

[Monkster]

is it possible to shit whilst sitting on the bog but sitting the other way?? i.e. back to front?

I do believe that is the favoured position in 'first man to flush' game