Is Dick Knight FINISHED ?

[Ernest]

After yesterdays pathetic turn out of 137 (personally counted by loyal ARS member Guppy) for the anti Lib Dems march it got me thinking how much more successful it would have been if it had been an Anti Dick Tight rally.
How the crowds would have cheered as we burnt an effigy of the turncoat traitor Attilla complete with a smelly old beret and how the crowd would have LAUGHED as we captured Paul Samrah stripped him naked and thrust his megaphone (sideways) up his shitter.
We could even have had a competition to guess the last time the potless pillock opened his wallet (guesses over 10 years ago please) and finally we could have DEMANDED the dismissal of the kids coach who is RUINING the team at the moment.
It is now a mere matter of time before the dictator and his lapdogs are REMOVED and why fight the Lib Dems when the real reason that Falmer cannot be built is that the potless pillock hasn't enough money to build a dolls house let alone a brand spanking new stadium.
The future is now ARS as far as the Albion are concerned and the sooner that Dick Tight realises he is FINNISH and not wanted the better it will be for everyone.

Dick Tight - Dick Head

Sack the board

Wilkins out

 

[Titanic]

 

[Meade's Ball]

I had to lift my cavernous split-lipped mouth from his groin on Sunday morning and ask if he was almost finished. He pondered his reply in beard and cap and assured me with a Knightly wink that he was at the beginning of an end.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

 

[Captain Pugwash]

 

[Lokki 7]

the sooner that Dick Tight realises he is FINNISH

Why is he denying his heritage? My wife will be upset when she hears of this.

 

[7:18]

After yesterdays pathetic turn out of 137 (personally counted by loyal ARS member Guppy) for the anti Lib Dems march it got me thinking how much more successful it would have been if it had been an Anti Dick Tight rally.
How the crowds would have cheered as we burnt an effigy of the turncoat traitor Attilla complete with a smelly old beret and how the crowd would have LAUGHED as we captured Paul Samrah stripped him naked and thrust his megaphone (sideways) up his shitter.
We could even have had a competition to guess the last time the potless pillock opened his wallet (guesses over 10 years ago please) and finally we could have DEMANDED the dismissal of the kids coach who is RUINING the team at the moment.
It is now a mere matter of time before the dictator and his lapdogs are REMOVED and why fight the Lib Dems when the real reason that Falmer cannot be built is that the potless pillock hasn't enough money to build a dolls house let alone a brand spanking new stadium.
The future is now ARS as far as the Albion are concerned and the sooner that Dick Tight realises he is FINNISH and not wanted the better it will be for everyone.

Dick Tight - Dick Head

Sack the board

Wilkins out

 

[hans kraay fan club]

 

[Man of Harveys]

Re: Re: Is Dick Knight FINISHED ?

Why is he denying his heritage? My wife will be upset when she hears of this.

Does she think that, if he's truly Finnish, he should really have a lot more Ks in his name? "Dickkk KKnight"?

EDIT: so as not to imply he's in the Ku Kux Klan...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ernie Rochdale, why were you in F Block on Saturday?

 

[Lokki 7]

Re: Re: Re: Is Dick Knight FINISHED ?

Does she think that, if he's truly Finnish, he should really have a lot more Ks in his name? "Dickkk KKnight"?

EDIT: so as not to imply he's in the Ku Kux Klan...

Indeed. Dik Knightonen should come out of the closet and embrace his homeland. Should help improve the quality of the half-time sausages if nothing else.

 

[El Presidente]

Does Guppy still get half price on public transport?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Does Guppy still get half price on public transport?

and have issues in Berlin?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

We could even have had a competition to guess the last time the potless pillock opened his wallet (guesses over 10 years ago please)

As it happens, some of us lapdogs went to a luxury one-star hotel for a glass of water with the Chairman after yesterdays small gathering on the seafront.

I can report that Mr Knight did indeed open his wallet to pay for the refreshments (which came to a one-figure sum).

It is a VERY SMALL WALLET indeed. But he did offer the waitress a 5p tip.

 

[Guinness Boy]

After yesterdays pathetic turn out of 137 (personally counted by loyal ARS member Guppy)

Guppy can COUNT?

 

[surrey jim]

 

[Uncle Buck]

Re: Re: Is Dick Knight FINISHED ?

Guppy can COUNT?

He he.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

 

[colinpants]

Is Dick Knight finnished?

He will be when the top coat of gloss is done.

 

[Ernest]

Ernie Rochdale, why were you in F Block on Saturday?

You see I'm one step ahead of the youth coach and I knew he moved dug outs to avoid the ABUSE from E Block so I simply moved seats so I could hurl VITRIOL in his direction