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Interesting email I've just received



Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
What a nice man - I could be rich! Good bless Blair and Bushy.

Dear Friend,

I am Captain Brian James of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.

On the 11th day of August 2006, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs (cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $7.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peacekeeping mission. Contact me through my personal email: contactme@computermail.net

Sincere regards,
Capt. Brian James.
 






Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
I think I'd rather have the nuclear weapons you found, to throw at the LibDems.
 


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,422
tokyo
You lucky bastard.

You should negotiate for 25% of the money and for both the nuclear bombs. That way you can threaten nations. Maybe demand that Egypt transport the sphinx to your back garden or something.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
afters said:
i am captain brian james!
No you're not. I am, and so is my wife.
 






Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
Why isn't he offering me any of the nosecandy? :(
 










Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
Kylies Stunt Arse said:
You could set yourself up for life here.
Hmm, I dunno, I'm starting to think it might perhaps be a bit dodgy. Who'd call me "reliable and trustworthy"?
 








bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,336
Dubai
It's got to be legit, surely. :lolol: :lolol:
 




tinx

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
9,198
Horsham Town
chez said:
Dodgy??? Never. Of course its dodgy, its just another version of the nigeria e-mail scam.

Classic non commital (sp?) e-mail addy though!!!!


:nono:

I think everyone new that form the start mate.
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK




Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
chez said:
Dodgy??? Never. Of course its dodgy, its just another version of the nigeria e-mail scam.

Classic non commital (sp?) e-mail addy though!!!!

Classic :lolol:
 






Commander

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Apr 28, 2004
13,377
London
chez said:
Dodgy??? Never. Of course its dodgy, its just another version of the nigeria e-mail scam.

Classic non commital (sp?) e-mail addy though!!!!

Yet again I am astounded at the level of stupidity on this board.
 


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