- Aug 7, 2003
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After buying stuff from Amazon and encountering delivery problems, I've had the need in recent weeks to contact them by phone on a couple of occasions. After the usual automated crap I've been connected to customer services reps who sound like a cross between the waiter at my local curry house and Stephen Hawkings - there's obviously some sort of robotic synthesising going on to try and disguise the accent. But the weirdest thing is the names they give you..........
1st call - Hello, my name is RODNEY!!!
2nd call (today) - Hello, my name is BRIAN!!
Do they really think this is going to fool anybody into thinking that they've been connected to an Essex call centre FFS
To be fair they DID sort the problem out, but they couldn't grasp the difference between a courier leaving something IN the garage to leaving something ON the garage. No doubt I'll come home tomorrow to find the TV I ordered ON the garage.
1st call - Hello, my name is RODNEY!!!
2nd call (today) - Hello, my name is BRIAN!!
Do they really think this is going to fool anybody into thinking that they've been connected to an Essex call centre FFS
To be fair they DID sort the problem out, but they couldn't grasp the difference between a courier leaving something IN the garage to leaving something ON the garage. No doubt I'll come home tomorrow to find the TV I ordered ON the garage.
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