I'm cooking DINNER tonight

[Mellotron]

This is all well exciting.

 

[Pevenseagull]

BAMMO, I would definitely go with the Halloumi idea.

Who doesn't LOVE Halloumi?

Paedophiles and rapists, that's who

I don't love Halloumi


no suprises there

 

[Pevenseagull]

I'll tell you what is a nice starter

f***ing aubergine

half the bastard, bit of olive oil, roast the fucker, then scoop its guts out and combine them with buffalo mozarella and lightly toasted pine nuts grill the fucker off and serve with a reduction of tinned toms and f*** loads of fresh basil

 

[Pevenseagull]

If anyone disagrees with my starter they can f***ing come 'round the boozer and I'll bitch slap them

 

[Mellotron]

If anyone disagrees with my starter they can f***ing come 'round the boozer and I'll bitch slap them

Who invited Gordon Ramsay?

 

[Pevenseagull]

right

f***ing pudding


piece of piss this

Get some nice MUFFIN from waitrose or the like

cut it in half, soak the cut surfaces in a bit of cointreau/ grand maunier/ kirsh/ chamboid. peel, slice and core an apple, couple of slices of apple in the reassembled muffin with a lump of dark choc in the middle, in the over for 10 mins or so

serve with a dollop of Hagen daz VANILLA

eat

cum

end of

 

[Pevenseagull]

for over read oven


f***

 

[maffew]

starter goats cheese cooked a bit wrap some parma ham round it and serve with some rocket and sun dried tomotoes

 

[Pevenseagull]

starter goats cheese cooked a bit wrap some parma ham round it and serve with some rocket and sun dried tomotoes

that's pretty decent



I might have that

 

[Pevenseagull]

Beetroot's in season

that's nice with goats cheese

 

[maffew]

that's pretty decent



I might have that

thats what I'm having tonight at a dinner party i think . do try it mmmmm its so lovely. dont know what for main but champagne sorbet desert looking forward to it

 

[maffew]

beetroot rocks as well

 

[maffew]

I'll tell you what is a nice starter

f***ing aubergine

half the bastard, bit of olive oil, roast the fucker, then scoop its guts out and combine them with buffalo mozarella and lightly toasted pine nuts grill the fucker off and serve with a reduction of tinned toms and f*** loads of fresh basil

lol

 

[Pevenseagull]

I am so going to write a f***ing cook book

 

[Mendoza]

Need a recipe for RUDDY Gala Pie Mr K!!

 

[Bluejuice]

Gala Pie?

Hack a Pork Pie up and jam a boiled egg in the meat

 

[Mendoza]

Gala Pie?

Hack a Pork Pie up and jam a boiled egg in the meat

A normal one yes, but not the MONSTERS Pevenseagull makes

 

[Pevenseagull]

Need a recipe for RUDDY Gala Pie Mr K!!

you want to get your ARSE to the Conq on boxing day

I'm making a major f***ing bit of pie

 

[CHAPPERS]

The halloumi starter is gonna be a baked peach, rocket and halloumi affair.

 

[fragglegull]

The halloumi starter is gonna be a baked peach, rocket and halloumi affair.

Nice!!
will you be using some form of booze on the peach to add....well boozyness i suppuse?